Elsbeth: Season 3, Episode 19 - Catch and Kill
welcome to the good pod where they were
talking else but season three episode
nineteen catch and kill i'm one of your
host jason reed with me i don't you
didn't get this from me you hear this
from me okay but what i hear
that my co-host Marissa Garza is a giant
nerd.
Just what I heard.
I don't know.
I'm not going to tell you who I
heard it from.
That's what I heard.
You know, there's room for good branding,
Jason.
Hey, listen.
Don't shoot the messenger.
I'm just saying what I heard from my
guy.
From who?
From Pop Lunatic.
Oh, okay.
pop lunatics out here just giving the
throne to everybody even even small-time
podcasters like us like you know oh jason
you guys are you good yeah i'm good
you good i'm good okay that's good that's
good that's good okay i'll be jealous of
my branding
You know, I've always told you,
I'm super jealous of Mars Bars.
It's me, Marissa G.
Your branding is bar none, is the best.
Thank you.
Man, one episode away.
One more episode away until the season
three finale.
No more, Kaya, but one episode away.
The good news is we're getting Kaia back
next episode for the season finale.
That's what Jason says, everyone.
That is what Jason has told me and
you and everyone.
If IMDb is to be trusted,
which sometimes it's not, you never know.
But, you know, hey,
we might get Kaia sooner than we think.
I'm just saying.
How is that possible?
Is there going to be like a nineteen
point five episode?
Maybe.
Maybe there's going to be something
different, something else going on.
Like a webisode?
Maybe.
Who knows?
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Okay.
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That was a fun little segment for us.
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So that's always good for us.
Interesting episode, Marissa,
mostly because we've had our first
returnee of a murderer.
I don't know if you even realized this.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is what happened.
I was like, oh, first of all,
I saw that Laura Bonetti was going to
be in this episode.
Of course.
because I follow her on Instagram because
she's just awesome and amazing.
And she's like seemingly in all of the
shows that we end up covering.
So we end up being in there.
Just like, oh my gosh, dreams come true.
I'm gonna be in this episode of Ellsworth
with Tracy Ullman.
And then I was like, Tracy Ullman?
Was Tracy Ullman done with The Good Wife?
Was Tracy Ullman done with Elizabeth?
Where was Tracy Ullman?
Like,
I knew Tracy Ullman was in this verse,
but I did not clock that she was
a repeat offender.
But it would make sense.
And the great thing about Tracy Ullman is
she is so multifaceted that she can play
two totally different characters in the
same series.
We had a whole show about this,
where she did this,
called The Tracy Ullman Show,
where she played everybody.
That's what she does.
So she can come back in the same
series a season later,
be a totally different character.
If you don't remember who Tracy Ullman was
in the season prior,
she played the psychic to the lady that
was the heir to a snack cookie fortune.
And this psychic was trying to insider
trade by telling this woman different
things about her dead husband and what her
dead husband would want her to do.
And I think the psychic was responsible
for killing
the dead CEO's son so that the son
couldn't tell his stepmother what to do
with the company, something like that.
But yeah, if you don't remember,
that's where Tracy Ullman showed up
previously.
So yeah, this was a very...
And the great thing about Tracy Ullman as
well is that she's such a character actor
that she does this thing where I complain
sometimes when we have these guest stars
on and they don't really...
do much.
They're just kind of being a normal
person.
Yes, a murderer,
but they're not doing anything fun or
kooky.
Tracy Ullman will come in here and do
some fun, kooky stuff,
and she did that in playing Betty this
episode.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This was a great match for actor and
character.
And it's always fun whenever Tracy
Ullman's on the screen.
You never really know which direction
that's going to go,
but you know it's going to be good.
Yeah, for sure.
All right.
Let's dive in.
Let's start with, as we always do,
the mix.
Okay,
so we see kind of like a old-timey,
black and white,
kind of noir-y little scene as we get
some scenes of old-style New York.
And we hear someone talking over,
we hear the narration,
talking about the good old days of New
York City,
when you could go to get some juicy
gossip from some publicists,
back rooms of bars.
That's where she used to go to get
all of her gossip, all of her secrets.
You know, she complains, you know,
nowadays everything's out in the open now.
Nothing is sacred.
Nothing is secret anymore.
Gossip is just not what it used to
be.
I was like, okay, cool.
I don't know what's happening,
but I'm digging it.
I'm digging it.
But remember, Jason,
from our Gilded Pod coverage,
gossip is its own currency.
So I was like, ooh,
this is going to get juicy.
I didn't know where it was going to
be.
I didn't know if the gossip person was
going to be
the offender or if there was gossip about
our characters like I had no idea where
it was gonna go but I would say
at least in our television watching uh
gossip is a long honored New York City
tradition true and you know we've had so
many famous uh murderers in our time I
thought maybe we they'd milk this for more
than you know yeah
Maybe somebody's doing something in jail
that there's some juicy gossip about,
one of the murderers that we've had.
But they didn't really squeeze that orange
too much.
But yeah, so we see someone.
It's Tracy Oldman.
We're like, okay, okay.
We find out her name is Betty.
Betty gets a call from someone named Otis,
and he wants to meet with her over
some really juicy gossip,
some really juicy scoop.
She arrives to the meeting place.
can we just for a moment pause and
talk about the style of the situation so
we did have like the noir thing but
then like betty betty is stuck in the
eighties like i love betty's whole style
betty's got like no eyebrows except for
the ones that are penciled on she's got
like
really glitzy type of wardrobe that she
wears just out of normal every day and
then her car is like straight out of
the eighties to me but I don't know
if it's because I just was around in
a lot of old cars but
I wasn't paying attention in the eighties
that much to cars,
but like a boxy limousine with like the
velvet interior and everything.
And I just was like,
this is such a statement in terms of
who this woman is and what she,
she values.
And you could tell she probably lives in
like a rent controlled apartment.
You know,
like she's had that apartment forever.
It's more than just an apartment.
It's like a floor of an apartment.
Yeah.
For sure.
And yeah, so at first I was like,
well,
would they bring Tracy Ullman back on to
be the murderer twice in a row?
Maybe Tracy Ullman's going to be the
victim here and she's only going to be
here for like a short time.
I was wondering.
And so we hear that Otis is going
to be with Otis.
Okay, who's Otis?
Otis comes.
I'm like, okay,
Otis isn't like super famous.
So I don't think Otis is going to
be the murderer.
So Tracy Ullman's probably going to be the
murderer.
And so Otis and Betty meet up in
the back of her car in the backseat.
She dismisses her chauffeur because Otis
has some big news.
Otis tells her, listen,
the scoop I have is actually about you,
Betty.
What?
I know your secret, Betty.
He's like, oh, crap.
Uh-oh.
And Otis starts threatening her.
Like, listen, from now on,
you are going to print what I tell
you to in your gossip column or else
your secret's going to be out.
He's like, oh, okay.
and this is like a direct threat to
the gossip industry like if somebody knows
your sources if somebody knows what's
going on especially in this case barbara's
like uh you know a reporter not a
journalist a reporter she reports
columnist there we go yeah um this is
a direct threat to her livelihood and so
she's taking it pretty seriously
Yeah, well,
you don't know what the secret is,
but it's like... No, but yeah.
It's kind of a secret.
I should also mention that as we see
Otis getting into Betty's car,
we do see someone kind of taping it
from a window.
Well, and he was like...
sims yelling is what oh yeah he was
very he was like what i tell you
to from now on well but i mean
your secret is out even before he got
in the car there was like like he
was yelling at someone in yes the
restaurant which is why i thought that
like that was gonna be the thing but
um i called it sims yelling because i
didn't get to like see it but i
def i mean hear it but i definitely
saw it you know
We next go to,
we see a clip from Otis' show.
Otis is a talk show host on something
called New York Confidential,
I think it was called.
And he's interviewing this action movie
guy.
He's like, oh, you know,
you do all these crazy stunts.
It must be hard to scare you.
And then,
much like they used to do in the
show, like Ellen DeGeneres,
they'd have somebody pop out and try to
scare the guest star.
And they're like, oh my gosh.
And the person popping out of this thing
to scare them is wearing some sort of
mask.
It's like, okay,
what the heck is this mask they've got
on?
I thought it was interesting that this was
also a gay talk show host that also
used a box to scare celebrities.
They made it very clear who they were
referencing in this moment.
Very thinly veiled.
Yes,
and also just keep that in mind as
people begin to talk about the working
conditions of working for this person in
particular.
Yes, for sure.
So the people watching this clip,
it's Betty,
and it's also someone named Lorena
Marchuk.
And Betty wants to put Lorena's story out
there because Lorena is feeling pretty
crappy about what Otis is doing.
He's using her face to scare people on
his talk show.
She wants the public to hear what Lorena
thinks about this.
Lorena says, ah,
no one's going to care about what I'm
doing.
No one's going to care what I think
about anything because I was recently
arrested.
I just got out of jail.
No one's going to care what I think.
Now, Lorena Marchuk...
played by someone that I was not totally
familiar with,
Conchita Tomei from a show called
Providence,
which I'm assuming is kind of like a
soap opera because it has a lot of
episodes, and China Beach.
I was not a China Beach person,
but when you heard of China Beach,
you were like, oh, my God,
it's China Beach.
Well,
China Beach was a show that I had
to go in my room because my mom
wouldn't let me watch it.
It was like,
it's time to go to bed show.
But it was about Vietnam, I think.
And it was a pretty long running show.
And so I just was like,
oh my God, China Beach,
got to go to bed.
Got to go to bed and sneak watch
China Beach.
It had, like, TV scenes, Jason.
Some sexy time stuff in it.
Some of that softcore stuff back in the
day.
You know, network TV softcore stuff.
Silk stockings was my thing back in the
day.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Kachana's like, no one cares what I think.
There's no point of me even, like,
having you write about what I think.
Okay?
And...
Lorena's like, oh, my God,
I can't believe, I can't, Betty,
I can't believe you're sticking by me,
because, you know, back in the day,
you know, it was me, you, and Augusto,
and I know you and Augusto had a
thing, and he was, like, flirting with me,
so I don't know why, like,
it's great that you're still, like,
you're still rocking with me,
and while Lorena is off, you know,
getting some tea or something,
Betty is out here sneaking around,
she has taken one of Lorena's
would you call this it was kind of
big like a hanky like a scarf embroidered
scarf like a like yeah i would say
it was a scarf yeah she takes a
scarf and you know puts it in her
bag like okay but it has lorena's initials
on it got her monogram on it yeah
yeah yeah uh anna cam's character last
episode probably made it for her probably
probably by hand by hand okay one point
five hours yeah yeah
So, yeah, she takes one of the scarves.
Like, okay,
what's she going to do with that?
She puts it in her bag.
And as Lorena is walking around talking,
Betty's like, all right, girl,
I got to go.
See you later.
And as Betty is on her way out,
she presses a little button on the inside
of the door to make sure that she
can get back in if she needs to.
Because it doesn't lock the door.
It literally makes sure the door does not
lock when they close the door.
Yeah, I mean, like,
I do this by putting the deadbolt out
sometimes when I go take the trash out.
Oh, yeah.
That's smart.
Is it, though?
Because, like, anyone could just, like,
comment.
I'm, like, I'm okay.
I'm in a safe place.
But, like,
I was reading about how people do this
at hotels to, like, go get ice.
And then they'll come back and their
entire room is completely trashed because
they left it open.
But this was definitely a building from a
different time where they had different
security concerns.
I think I was like, I've never heard.
I've never seen something like that.
That's pretty nifty.
Just like to make sure that you see
my paranoid self.
would constantly be going back and
checking to make sure I didn't keep that
button pressed.
As I'm going to bed at night,
I'm like,
did I undo the no lock on the
door?
Let me go check.
Or I would just ignore it and be
like, this doesn't exist,
so I don't think about it,
and I would end up locking myself up.
Those would be the two different ways.
Truly.
So, Betty's up to something.
We're like, okay,
what's going on with Betty?
Later,
Betty kind of dressed up in Lorena
cosplay.
She's got on like a little bit of
a,
because Lorena has on this interesting
headpiece, headscarf, I would say.
So she shows up at Otis's trailer,
kind of wearing this Lorena cosplay.
And Otis is like, oh, okay, Betty,
what's up?
Why are you dressed like that?
And lo and behold, Betty has,
you guys get ready for this.
Betty has a gun, you guys.
A gun.
A gun.
Who kills people with a gun on this
show?
Concentrated apple seeds.
Not a mace or something.
Not a CD.
Not some other random device.
A gun.
And bleach.
Yeah, a freaking gun guy.
It's like, whoa,
Betty is not coming to play.
She's not going to.
And this was not like one of those
make it look like an accident thing.
Like she had a gun and she was
going to use it.
She gunned this man down.
He had his back to her.
She was like, pop, pop, got his ass.
And so then we see her using the
scarf to put the gun back in the
handbag.
It's like, okay, well,
obviously there's going to be some framing
going on here.
So let's see how that works out.
who was really like i thought she was
gonna leave the gun there with the scarf
that because the monogram was on it you
know what i mean like he's smart but
he's smarter than that marissa she's
smarter than that she's going to spin
around the block a few times yeah let's
let's see what she's gonna do she's much
smarter than that i think let's let's talk
about it when we get there um so
the murder has been completed time for the
investigation okay
We have no fun way of saying that
word.
Investigation.
The investigation.
Investigation.
Whatever.
So for this episode,
our crime-solving team
is elsbeth of course as always the show
is named after her it'd be kind of
weird if she wasn't one of the people
um we have our guy buzz newly unretired
like oh great we saw him last episode
and he's back in this episode and his
best bud who for some reason wasn't around
for his unretirement party last episode
grace is also here it's like okay she
was busy on the comedy circuit okay she
had a busy day
Yeah, so Elizabeth, Buzz,
and Grace are our crime-solving team for
this episode.
We find a casing from the gun that
was used to kill Otis.
All right, we got one step.
I'm just so glad that this wasn't,
this could not be easily ruled an
accident.
I was so bad someone couldn't come in
like, oh,
looks like this guy actually shot himself
or something.
I don't know where the gun is,
but it must've been an accident.
Case closed.
So at least with a gun,
we can be like, yeah,
this was probably definitely a murder.
and you know everyone's like oh my gosh
why would someone do this to Otis he
was such a nice guy oh my god
uh huh yeah I mean that's his reputation
in Hollywood is he's a nice guy that's
that's our reputation
And so I'm like, God,
why would they do this to Otis?
And we find multiple phones on Otis for
some reason,
which I'll come back into play later.
We're like, okay, that's interesting.
Otis has multiple phones.
Let's see where this leads.
We then get a PA coming forward,
a production assistant for those not in
the biz, and says, hey, by the way,
I did see somebody with like,
this crazy makeup on and this crazy like
headscarf.
And of course,
because Elizabeth is Elizabeth,
Elizabeth is getting into everything
around the set.
She's digging into crates.
She's digging into boxes.
She's like, what's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
And then so Elizabeth says, oh,
crazy face and a crazy headscarf, you say?
What about something like this?
And she pulls out the mask that was
used in the show because she found it
on the set.
And of course she is doing her Elizabeth
thing.
She's like, you mean something like this?
And Rutgers is like, yeah, exactly.
Like they look like that.
So I was like, okay,
so this is a mask of Lorena.
So you were talking about Lorena.
Let's go talk to Lorena.
And they're like, okay,
Lorena is a socialite that went to prison,
was the wife of a dead real estate
giant.
I was like, okay,
a lot of info about Lorena.
well yes yeah and we also got the
classic uh let's have elspeth put on the
mask and sort of see what act out
the crime yes act out the crime thing
before we went to go talk to lorena
but i think they're they're trying to
establish lorena here with this
information as like from the olden days
like from the era she's old money oh
you know she's been here for a while
she's been around she was the she was
called the medusa of madison avenue and uh
for whatever reason this was a running gag
on otis's show which is what we kind
of alluded to earlier where lorraine is
like i hate that he uses my freaking
mask on my face on that show so
the team all goes to lorraine's house and
lorraine's like yeah yeah i hated that
bastard for what he did you know with
with my mask and with my face and
everything but you know i wasn't at his
trailer last night i was here like i
say i stays here i'm in this house
all the time i don't leave this house
Why would I?
What's my life?
I don't live with anybody,
so I can't confirm my whereabouts,
but I don't leave here.
I was here watching my favorite show.
That's what goes, was it Ninja Warrior?
First of all, I was Beth.
I was Beth.
it's american ninja warrior oh yeah if i
want to say it like matt eisman american
ninja warrior he loves to say that on
that show uh one of my favorite shows
as well okay i love american ninja warrior
as my as me my family's jam okay
it's a nice wholesome family viewing it is
a good family show
She goes, no, not American Ninja Warrior.
Young and the Restless.
Obviously.
Okay, cool.
Love that for you.
I don't know if that was some kind
of inside info,
like
Was she on Young and the Restless, Jason?
Was Lorena on Young and the Restless?
Conchetta Tomei,
not related to Marissa Tomei, by the way,
in case you were all wondering,
as I'm sure a lot of people were.
This is why they said that on the
EIO overview of Conchetta.
As I am searching her IMDb,
I will tell you,
she is in one episode of Elspeth.
That's for sure.
I can tell you that much.
she was also in one episode of arrest
development she was in one episode of veep
nip tuck she oh judging amy seventh heaven
remember judging amy yeah i was like i
was a kid when judging amy was on
was i oh no not really see china
beach had sixty episodes also she was the
mom and don't tell mom the babysitter said
classic classic
Yeah,
I don't see her on Young and the
Restless.
But maybe Providence was like... Oh,
she was also on two episodes of Winx.
But maybe... And Picket Fences.
Oh, man.
She was really,
really making up for it on those really
trendy shows.
One episode of Sisters.
Your fave.
George Clooney.
Yeah, I know.
Anywho...
Anywho, not on Young and the Restless.
No, but it could have been.
Young and the Restless is a CBS show
and this is on a CBS.
Let's figure that out.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, so Lorena's like,
I don't know who's going to tell you
that I was here because no one was
here to confirm.
So, Elspeth is like,
just chatting it up with Lorena.
Sits down.
She's like, oh.
What am I sitting on?
What is this?
She goes into the couch cushions and
wouldn't you know it,
it's the gun wrapped in the scarf.
Oh my, like, that's crazy, right?
Like, Betty.
You couldn't do a better framing job than
that.
Like, come on.
And also like someone could have got shot
in the butt, you know, like that.
Yeah, for sure.
That's really dangerous.
I think about that a lot.
Not that I think about guns in couches
a lot,
but I think when that does happen,
I'm like, if you sat on the gun,
you could got shot in the butt and
that would have been not great.
So obviously Betty came back at some point
in the night with the whole, you know,
yeah, yeah.
That's the button gag came in and put
the gun in the couch.
So they arrest Lorena and they say,
all right,
get your get your butt in the car.
On the way out with Lorena getting
arrested, Betty's here.
She's like, Lorena, oh my God,
what's happening?
On the way out of Lorena's apartment to
get into the cop car,
wouldn't you know what?
Betty's here.
The number one thing you don't do,
murderers,
is show up at the scene of the
crime and show up as the person you
framed as getting arrested.
Because that's like the number one and two
thing that's going to tip Elizabeth off to
what's going on.
Well, and Betty, like,
really does not handle this situation very
well.
At least the aftermath.
Yeah, and Lorraine's like, Betty, Betty,
defend me, defend me.
And I was just like, okay, interesting.
Who are you?
Are you her lawyer?
She said defend you.
And Betty's like, oh, no, no, no.
I'm just, you know,
I work for the paper.
And I do the gossip comments.
I'm Betty so-and-so.
defend me in the court of public opinion
don't defend me as a person and it
was also funny because elspeth was like
well i'm a lawyer but i'm with the
police she just she just was still kind
of like finding her place i guess i
don't know she's like i'm a lawyer too
but i'm with the police
And of course,
because Elizabeth hears that Betty works
for the paper, she's like,
do you know my son?
My son's name is Teddy.
He works for your paper too.
And she's like, no, I don't.
I feel like Betty does not talk to
anyone else at the paper.
She's just like,
I don't know who your little son is.
Well,
and I don't think the papers are like
that.
Like everyone's on their own beat in their
own world.
They're not necessarily, you know,
like talking together.
Yeah.
It's not like one of those little sitcoms
where everybody's in the bullpen and just
having fun and hanging out.
So we are back at the precinct.
Grace has breaking news.
We find out that Otis was Pop Lunatic.
And she's telling this to Wagner.
Wagner's like, oh, that's great.
Who was that?
Which is kind of my reaction, too.
I was like, who is this person?
Am I supposed to know what Pop Lunatic
is?
What is going on?
It kind of came out of nowhere for
me.
Pop Lunatic is apparently a anonymous
online trollster who does basically the
updated version of what Betty does.
Like the, you know,
the new twenty twenties ish version.
And he's like,
they talks about the old Hollywood
version.
yes is on the current beat yeah the
new hollywood aka online very online
chronically online like uh president but
not yeah they're like uh oh my god
like how do we know this like what
do you mean like well you know that
other phone we found on him that was
logged into the pop lunatic uh you know
social media account so obviously otis is
pop lunatic
Like, oh my God, that's crazy.
And like, you know what?
That makes sense because pop lunatic
pissed a lot of people off by,
you know,
spreading all this online gossip and,
and digging up secrets about people.
So also, you know, that,
that could have included Lorena.
So that makes a lot of sense.
You know,
Lorena was already a criminal and they're
like, well,
Lorena got arrested back in the day for
house discrimination.
He's like, okay, interesting.
um for housing discrimination i guess
because she was probably she's married to
a real estate magnate maybe she had her
own things on the side and she probably
probably did not write to black people
like some uh probably somebody in our
country back in the day um just saying
yeah so betty has interviewed the rain for
prison apparently and betty is out here
you know uh
fighting the good fight for Lorena.
Because she says, you know,
this is this is even the worst thing
Lorraine has done.
Lorraine once punched a Bergdorf
saleswoman.
It's like, okay,
So Lorena's been in all sorts of trouble
before.
So this is not the first time Lorena's
been in trouble with the law.
But we were able to,
because we have the casing from the gun,
and Lorena was married to some guy that
has some source of Russian guns.
So that makes a lot of sense.
The gun was Russian.
Lorena's husband was Russian.
So boom, we got our evidence, right?
Like, not exactly.
Yeah.
well yeah i mean i thought that the
that's also interesting if you are looking
at her husband as an unnamed real estate
magnate who was involved in um housing
discrimination and involved with the
russians that's all i'm saying it might be
a little interesting we try to put those
pieces together
uh so elspeth is doing her elspeth thing
i'm like hmm i don't know guys like
if lorena was the killer why would she
have me why would she like not freak
out when i was going to go sit
on the couch if the gun was right
in the couch she knew that the gun
was going to be on the couch
i i don't know like and also because
you can get shot in the butt right
i want to do that also otis had
been doing his lorraine a bit on his
show for years why would lorena wait so
long to get retribution on otis for this
like that doesn't make any sense either so
i was like okay elizabeth is on the
case time to talk to betty betty seems
to know a lot more than we think
she should know
Elizabeth is at Lorraine's house.
She's freaking out at all the people that
Betty has met.
Betty has all these newspaper clippings of
the people she's talked about.
She's talked about Princess Di.
She's talked about,
who else does she have?
She had a whole bunch of famous people
up there.
It was like Mick Jagger,
some other people.
And Betty's like, yeah, spoiler alert,
I've met all of them.
Basically, shut up.
I'm done with that.
Whoever you say, I have met them.
So let's not even get through that.
Betty is talking about how much of a
boss she is.
She's like, listen,
in all my years of doing this,
I've never missed a deadline.
That deadline is left.
Thirty p.m.
at
Listen, write that down.
It's going to be very important.
Okay.
Something is going to happen with eleven
thirty p.m.
because whenever they light that up.
And the fact that she has never missed
a deadline.
Never, never missed it.
Every single day of her career,
she's never missed her eleven thirty
deadline.
Okay.
That's the time she's get her stories into
for the paper the next day.
Okay.
Write that down.
Elizabeth says,
Elizabeth immediately clocks this.
She's like, that's interesting.
Eleven thirty, you say.
Because the details of Otis's murder were
not released officially until this
morning.
So how did you know in time last
night for the paper for this morning if
your deadline is always eleven thirty at
night?
Betty's like, darling, I have my ways.
I know my people.
I own this town.
I know all of the eyes and the
ears.
They're all telling me things.
You silly, silly Elsbeth.
You can't wait for press releases.
No way.
Betty's like, reasons, Elsbeth.
Reasons.
That's why.
I have sources.
Pretty much just waves it off immediately.
But he says, well, maybe, you know,
I just don't want to believe that Lorena
is guilty.
Well,
that's why I'm defending her so much in
the press.
But, you know,
also I did show her the clip of
Otis of mocking her.
Maybe that's what got her so mad that
she decided to kill Otis.
Maybe this is kind of my fault a
little bit because I showed it to her.
Oh, no.
And she said that Lorena's response was
she was really mad.
Real mad.
Real mad.
Real mad.
And so Betty is trying to shoot Elspeth
out of her apartment.
And as Betty is opening the door,
Elspeth is like, huh,
that's an interesting lock on that door,
huh?
And points out the feature that you can
press the button and it won't lock you
out of your house.
Because Elspeth's house has the exact same
lock, supposedly, apparently,
conveniently.
Yeah, I was like, hmm.
You guys,
I feel like you're doing a little too
much here.
Because why would Ellsworth be looking at
that lock of the door?
Yeah.
OK.
Exactly.
All right.
And Ellsworth, at this point,
pretty much directly accuses Betty without
directly accusing her.
Indirectly, directly accuses Betty.
She's like,
it'd be kind of easy for someone to
push this little button and sneak back
into someone else's apartment and maybe
plant something.
that maybe killed Otis, don't you think?
They're literally getting something in
Betty's face.
And it's like pretty much accusing her
outright,
which is what else we'd like to do
to get our murderers kind of like shaking
in their boots a little bit.
uh later at the precincts uh grace is
telling elizabeth elizabeth we have an
issue like there has been people online
talking about how terrible otis actually
is otis is not the great guy we
thought he was everyone's coming out
saying he was terrible the gay talk show
host with a running stint of scaring
celebrities was not a great work
environment so i hear sounds familiar
Maybe you think Otis liked to dance in
his audiences before he started his show?
Oh, maybe.
Maybe he had a DJ also that would
do that.
And also really told everyone to be kind.
Yeah.
Maybe.
It sounds familiar, but I don't know.
I don't know what we're talking about.
Hashtag Otis is mean is trending all
across social media.
Everybody's like, oh my God, that's crazy.
But we do have one person that has
had a good tribute to Otis online.
It's our friend Nadine.
Love it.
Lauren Bonanti is back.
I always love when she shows up because
it's always going to be fun.
It's always going to be funny with a
dry wit, with the crazy props.
So it's going to be something ridiculous
and also an accent.
Her accent will always be fun.
Exactly.
Nadine says, well,
I didn't make that tribute to Otis before
we all found out how terrible he was.
And I was like, oh,
so you didn't know before?
And she's like, well, yeah,
I knew he was terrible, but, you know,
I didn't.
You're not supposed to say that when
people die, you know.
And you have to always post your pictures
with them for self-promotion when people
die.
That's what you just do here in Hollywood.
In Hollywood in New York.
Yeah.
exactly exactly in this in the scene you
know in the in the industry yeah and
nadine a nadine appearance will never be
complete without her promoting something
new and this time ridiculous and
ridiculous this time she has chow chow
Fragrances for dogs.
Oh, they perfume too, too.
So it's okay.
Fragrances for dogs.
Didn't think of that, but okay, cool.
That's gotta be a thing though, right?
There's gotta be perfumes for dogs.
I'm sure rich people have it,
but also I loved this whole conversation
because Elizabeth was like,
aren't dogs sensitive to smells?
I was like, yes, but it's like,
you know, you put on, like, an outfit.
The dog puts on an outfit when they
go out.
They're not naked.
Like, Gonzo is naked.
He was calling Gonzo something different.
She's like,
and we have to find someone for Gizmo.
It's like, it's Gonzo, actually.
It was so funny.
So I was just like,
so how come no one,
no one on the outside knew that Ellis
was a jerk?
Like what, what, what's that all about?
How did he get his reputation not put
out in the, in the.
Protected AKA defended him in the court of
public opinion.
I wonder who would do that, Jason,
who would do that?
Who would do that?
And so Nadia says, well, you know,
he probably was trading info for like,
you know, discretion.
So that's probably something he was doing.
Ellsworth says, you know, hey,
we heard that Otis was Pop Lunatic.
And it's like, you know,
that kind of makes sense because Pop
Lunatic has not posted on their social
media accounts since Otis has died.
So that kind of tracks.
And Nadine talks about the fact that, yo,
I heard he was so mean that he
once threw a shih tzu at an intern.
Oh, wow.
That's crazy.
And that apparently was an item on Pop
Lunatic.
And it was a blind item,
didn't name Otis outright.
So Elspeth says, huh, that's interesting.
Because it was a blind item that was
obviously about Otis.
So I go, why would Otis,
even a blind item,
why would Otis post that on his own
social medias?
That doesn't make any sense.
So Nadine apparently had been DMing Otis
before, somewhere around the attack.
So Ellsworth says, Nadine,
let me see your DMs to Otis.
So she looks at the DMs to Otis
and sees that Nadine's DMs to Otis had
been marked red.
See,
this is why you turn off read receipts,
people.
That's for multiple reasons,
but this is...
This is one of them.
We find out that Otis had read the
DM after he had died.
And Ellsworth, shockingly,
she can see this.
We saw that popped lunatic had read it.
after Otis was killed.
Yes.
And yeah, surprisingly,
Elizabeth can see this on Nadine's mini
phone.
Yes, yes, of course.
So yeah,
they were marked red after he died.
That means someone else had to access the
account of Pop Lunatic after Otis had
died.
So maybe the phone belongs to the person
that killed Otis.
at the same time we see betty opening
up a brand new phone inserting a sim
card into the phone also a vpn i
was like okay why is it a big
deal about the vpn
Well, it's good.
I don't know if anything was going to
come up that like Pop Lunatic was in
a different country or in a different time
zone or anything like that.
But I was also very surprised that Betty
knew what a VPN is and how to
work a VPN.
You're old.
How do you know what a VPN is?
What?
Okay.
So when we come back,
we're back in the precinct.
We're in the interrogation room with Buzz,
with Elsbeth,
and they are interrogating Lorena.
I love that Lorena still had her headscarf
on.
It was orange, obviously,
to go with the jumpsuit,
but I loved the attention to detail in
the scene.
Now,
I showed Lorena some pictures of some
current people.
Did you clock who these people were?
Bob Hope, I got.
Bob Hope's one of them.
Father, what's his name?
Father Detective.
You know, the guy,
the TV show guy that's in this universe.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They showed her a picture of him.
And it's like, okay.
That's a very fun, like,
in-universe little joke.
So Lorena has no idea who these people
are.
They show her a picture of Bob Hope.
She's like, oh, that's Bob Hope.
So she really only knows old people.
And, you know, so Elsa's like, well,
obviously,
Lorena could not be pop lunatic because
she has no idea who the current stars
of today are.
And Elspeth says,
Pop Lunatic planted that phone to make
Otis look like Pop Lunatic, AKA Betty.
Like, Elspeth's like,
I'm trying to tell y'all,
been trying to tell y'all, it Betty.
Okay, it's Betty.
But Buzz is like, okay,
but what is Betty's motive?
It's like, hmm, that's a good question.
We gotta figure it out.
Who are we gonna go to to figure
out Betty's motive?
It's Teddy!
Teddy's back!
We got a Teddy break for a while.
I was actually happy to see Teddy back.
I was like, okay, good.
When they were trying to shove Teddy down
our throats for a minute, I was like,
okay, that's enough, Teddy.
Only problem is we also didn't see Roy.
I feel like Teddy has to come with
Roy on these episodes to make Teddy more
bearable, but okay.
He was fine this episode.
It looks like he is having some fashion
exploration as well.
Congrats to Teddy as well,
the actor that plays Teddy.
Nominated for a Tony.
Nominated for a Tony.
uh erica m our friends uh our email
friend buddy uh let us know uh the
actor that plays teddy ben levi ross was
nominated for ragtime for twenty twenty
six tony award congrats to go that's kind
of why he was gone i'm assuming also
yeah yeah probably
So Teddy's got all the scoop.
Teddy's like, all right.
One time I heard that Betty had tried
to reach a younger audience back in the
day,
but it didn't really work so well because
she has a reputation for, you know,
kind of talking about older celebrities.
That's kind of her beat.
And so it didn't really work out well.
So, you know,
she had to kind of scrap that and
find a different avenue to talk about
newer celebrities so that she can avoid.
And this also helps her avoid lawsuits if,
you know,
since she will be anonymous if she was
pop lunatic.
Mm hmm.
Grace comes in with a social media
account,
and this is footage of Otis being rude
to a service worker.
And this is the footage.
This is the scene we saw in the
beginning of the episode where Otis was
getting mad at some barista.
Something was stormed out and got into
Betty's car.
So we see that vantage point for that
person we saw filming earlier in the
episode.
Like, okay,
that's where all this connects.
And so Ellsworth and Grace see, okay,
he got into Betty's car.
So that's interesting.
Her car was very distinctive as we talked
about.
Had a vanity license plate and everything
about Juicy Scoop or something.
Yes.
Later,
Elizabeth is accompanying Nadine to some
sort of,
I think this was like a movie premiere
or something.
And Elizabeth is being classic Elizabeth,
getting caught on the red carpet,
doesn't know where to go,
doesn't know where to stand.
Everybody started to get out of the way.
She's just like being frantic on the red
carpet.
Connected to someone too,
like connected to someone stepped out of
her dress or something,
like she couldn't move.
You know,
when I talk about the fashion on this
show, you know it's got to be good.
Whatever Elspeth was wearing, I was like,
oh, that's real cute.
That's real.
That's cute, Elspeth.
That's real cute on you.
Oh, my gosh.
So Betty is also at this event.
She's interviewing some celebrities.
And, of course,
she has to run to Elspeth.
Betty says, hey, Elspeth,
can we get a comment from you about
Otis, you know,
being the one to be behind the pop
lunatic, you know, social media account?
I did enjoy this because the entire
episode,
Betty refers to Elspeth as Peoria because
at one point earlier in the episode,
Betty is like, you're not from New York,
are you?
And Elspeth replies, Peoria.
So in this conversation, she's like, hey,
Peoria, what do you think?
To call her over and then Elspeth brings
up the pop lunatic of it all.
I would also love to know what...
Tracy Oldman, what Tracy Oldman, like,
why am I blanking?
What she improv'd.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And what she did, like,
was Peoria in the script,
or did she come up with Peoria?
Like, she's such an improv, like, legend.
I would love to know what she did
to change up the episode at all.
Yeah.
It definitely had a different feel to this
episode, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I would also see that like Carrie
Preston,
like they were reading each other in
scenes like as actors,
like it was just a little bit more
engaged.
Yeah.
And so, you know, Elizabeth's like, oh,
that's interesting why you're asking me
about Otis and Pop Lunatic.
I want to ask you about the footage
of Otis getting into your car.
Betty says, oh, oh, that, he was just,
you know,
he was a source for something different I
was doing.
And Betty goes, oh, look,
it's Alec and Hilaria Baldwin.
And she goes, you know,
she likes to speak Spanish.
Hilaria.
Hilaria.
How do you call it?
Broccoli?
Elizabeth then presses Betty a little bit
about what Otis wanted to talk to her
about, what we see the source on.
And Elizabeth's like, well, you know,
I don't think that Otis was actually
popular to tick.
What do you think about that, Betty?
Betty's like, I don't know.
And Elizabeth goes, you know,
whoever ran that account must have had
also some offline sources, not just DMs.
You know who else has offline sources,
Betty?
You have a lot of offline sources,
don't you?
Hmm.
They're just like, okay, bye, gotta go,
see ya.
It's like the movie's gonna start.
Yeah, bye.
And as Ellsworth is going back to meet
Nadine, just such a funny little moment.
Nadine is smelling the popcorn.
She's just like,
she's nose deep into the popcorn because
she can't eat the popcorn.
She's got to just smell it.
She's like,
I wish I could eat you so bad.
I just wouldn't smell you.
well there's that and then also like i
wonder if she's like i wonder what a
dog would smell like yeah it's just such
a good it's such a good character mode
with no dialogue at all it's just like
that's so great um and you know nadine
nadine warns elspeth like okay like you're
going up against betty you need to watch
out betty has a bad side she's going
she might come get you yeah so lo
and behold the next day elspeth shows up
in betty's column
trashing her,
trashing the new Commissioner Tully,
basically saying,
Elspeth's out here running wild,
harassing citizens.
She calls her a ditzy redhead out here
harassing citizens,
hired by the police organization.
What are you doing,
new Commissioner Tully?
Woo!
And, you know,
Elizabeth already has a reputation,
apparently,
for harassing people because she called
into Otis's show.
Because if you remember,
like a few episodes ago when they were
like reporting about Elizabeth and Alec
dating, they spelled Elizabeth's name.
She even said like, like,
what a callback to such a like, yeah,
crazy little moment that they like spelled
Elizabeth's name wrong.
So Elizabeth has a, you know,
reputation of hounding people and
bothering people.
uh so you know grace is explaining all
this to her she's like but listen i
gotta tell you i gotta tell you something
gotta tell you something and wouldn't you
know it commissioner tully is here this
reveal was so great because elspeth is
like rushing talking to grace like in the
hallway it was definitely like a walk and
talk elspeth's got all her bags and
everything and then he's like i gotta tell
you gotta tell you and um what's his
face wagner wagner
Wagner standing outside the door just
standing there and then he pops the door
open for the reveal of Tully and I
thought that was and it was it was
so good and Wagner's like he's kind of
got this this is what we have to
deal with right now kind of look at
his face of like I don't like this
either.
It was almost like a, you know,
I would have thought that, like,
would talk trash about Tully, but uh-oh,
he's right behind that door, isn't he?
Like, you know,
it was that type of situation.
Almost, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but we see Tully going all, like,
mad stepdad on Wagner and Elizabeth is
like, I'm so...
mad and disappointed in both of you.
And Ellsworth's like,
you don't understand.
You don't get it.
Like, Betty is a bad guy.
She's doing all these things.
And of course,
because Tully is not used to being around
Ellsworth,
not used to Ellsworth shenanigans.
He's like, what are you talking about?
yeah and the way that it's shot it's
like he is like eighty feet tall and
then like Wagner and Elspeth are sitting
down in chairs also kind of on par
with maybe some press photos from the
recent US visit to China but they're so
tiny and Elspeth just keeps going yeah
until he's cutting her off maybe
like are you the intent detective on this
case she's like no but buzz is coming
around and tully's like charles what the
hell what what is this wagner for his
for his cause is like listen i i
get it i know it looks crazy i
know it looks weird but i trust else
with these things to the nth degree like
he's sticking up for ellsworth for sure
yeah yeah and
Tully,
who might kind of sound like me sometimes
on these episodes, is like,
she is here to make sure the department
does not get sued.
Why is she investigating things?
Why is she acting like a detective?
What is happening?
Like...
I like that the show acknowledges that,
of like, this is crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
It was also great because Tully was really
just kind of soft and like,
why are you doing this?
And then he got really loud at that
part of like,
what she investigating uh tully tells them
they need to fix things with betty or
else he's going to throw them to the
wolves because as a commissioner like it's
a political job as much as an
administrative job and so he needs to be
in you know the right light in the
press right
So Elizabeth shows back up at Betty's
door.
Betty's like, oh yeah,
I know what you're here for.
You're here to grovel.
I get it.
Everyone does it.
Everyone does it.
Elizabeth's like, well,
as a peace offering,
I brought you some chow chow, choo choo,
chow chow.
Some perfume de chow chow.
And Betty's like, well, okay,
this is great,
but I don't have a dog.
So why'd you bring this to me?
Elizabeth tells Betty, well, great news.
Lorraine, is this right?
Lorianne?
Lorianne, is that right?
Lorraine?
Lorraine.
Lorraine is being released.
That's great.
But the real news I have for you,
the real tea that I brought to you,
is that Pop Lunatic is going to carry
on.
It's going to keep going because Otis'
husband has agreed to carry Otis' torch of
Pop Lunatic.
That's true, love.
Even though Otis never told his husband he
was Pop Lunatic,
this was news to his husband,
the husband's going to continue the legacy
of Pop Lunatic.
But he's like, okay, interesting,
interesting.
Elizabeth asks Betty, you know,
how did you hear about me leaving this
voicemail for Otis' show about the
misspelling of my name?
Betty goes, oh, you know,
I have ears everywhere.
The thing is, Elizabeth,
everybody wants to talk.
People love to gossip.
You know,
everyone from Otis to Augusto Pinoche
wants validation from me.
Pinoche.
Pinoche.
Pinoche.
Augusto Pinochet.
You know who he is?
He's like a dictator from Chile.
Oh, he's a real guy?
A real guy.
I did not know that.
I did not know that at all.
And so Ellsworth,
upon hearing Augusto's name, is like, oh,
Augusto Pinochet, you say?
Augusto Pinocchio, you say?
Interesting.
Ellsworth makes that Ellsworth face like,
okay,
that's something I should be clocking.
was like you know gusto uh you know
i wouldn't i wouldn't assume he did
because he's more of a brutal autocrat
than him and he's a celebrity uh but
betty's like oh he's such a great he's
such a sweet guy though he's he's such
a good guy that's interesting i did not
know he was a real guy i thought
he's just a random person like a real
like and a dictator like bad bad they
thought of in this this thing
no but he he died in so just
fyi he's no longer with us but he
was alive longer than i thought he was
okay cool um so betty kicks out osmuth
as they all want to do get out
of get on my face
So Teddy and Nadine are in Elizabeth's
apartment and they are harassing poor
Gonzo trying to find the perfect scent for
Gonzo.
Meanwhile,
Elizabeth is busy researching Betty and
Augusto's history.
She's looking at all the stories having to
deal with Betty and Augusto where they
cross-reference or whatever.
And they find this information out that
Betty had received some trinkets from
Augusto from the bodies of leftist
gorillas captured by his men.
it's like you know what those guys carried
the same kind of guns that were used
to kill otis oh here we go but
you know unfortunately wagging around in
this moment to say
But Elizabeth,
you're going to need some actual proof.
And Elizabeth says, well,
I need to find more proof.
I need to do it without endangering
Wagner's job.
Because at this point, you know,
Tully has laid down the law.
So she doesn't want to get Wagner in
any more trouble.
And Nadine is starting to talk about,
you know, going on about her exes.
You know, all my exes used to call,
all the gossip columnists,
the scoop about me.
No matter if it was true or not,
they would always just believe anything
and print it.
Oh, hold on.
Eureka!
Ellsworth gets an idea.
So the next day, the next day,
we see a story in Betty's gossip column
about Alec Bloom, our mayor, the guy,
has been seen romantically linked with the
one and only Nadine.
It's like, oh, interesting.
Uh-oh.
Nadine?
Yeah, Nadine,
how could you do that to Elizabeth?
That's your friend.
How could you?
So we see this in Betty's gossip column.
And also we see the cops are at
Betty's apartment.
They are tearing the place inside and out
because we got a judge to sign off
on a warrant based on suspicions that you,
Betty, are pop lunatic.
Why do we think that you're pop lunatic,
Betty?
Because this whole Nadine and Alec story
was only sent to Pop Lunatic's DMs.
That's the only place that Tip was sent.
So you obviously had access to Pop
Lunatic's DMs,
meaning you are Pop Lunatic.
And it was funny because the story had
to do with Alec and Nadine.
at a bakery where nadine was eating a
croissant and elva goes nadine has not
eaten their croissants since so you should
have known this is not this is ridiculous
but it was that in like such a
lovingly like i know my friend like yeah
it's sort of wait not in a like
she hasn't even it was like it's like
nadine hasn't eaten a croissant since she
was so proud of her friend for that
And we find out from Buzz that while
we were searching all your electronics,
while we were going through all your
stuff,
we did find a draft of Otis' murder
column that you made before the murder
actually occurred.
So, come on.
We got you dead to rights, girl.
And I was like, yeah,
apparently the big secret that Otis
threatened Betty with was that she was Pop
Lunatic.
That was the big secret that he was
going to tell everybody about,
which I didn't clock and then put two
and two together.
I was like,
I should have figured that out by now,
I guess.
But I like they spelled it out.
That was a big secret.
So you solved two problems in one.
You got rid of Otis and the Pop
Lunatic secret,
but you also got rid of Pop Lunatic
because if Otis could find it,
anyone could find it.
And Benny goes, well,
at least I got on the front page
with you one last time.
Yeah.
Way to go, Betty.
Way to go.
Your legacy will remain.
You will continue to be the queen of
print.
And Elsmeth tells,
invites Wagner out for a croissant.
And Wagner goes,
I'm more of a beignet man myself.
He's like, I get it.
Also from Louisiana.
Yeah.
It was on Treme, you know.
Yeah.
Louisiana.
You get it.
In joke, in joke.
Okay.
So one little,
one other little story we got to talk
about.
You know,
we've been hearing throughout the season,
budget cuts are running rampant in the
precinct.
Everybody's got a piece of coffee.
And the first victim of a budget cut
is coffee.
Is coffee.
But all of a sudden,
we got a new coffee maker.
A nice fancy one.
It's like a pod.
And so Connor, who by the way,
Connor still exists.
yeah yeah he's there like still we don't
know i don't know he's just kind of
there he's there i don't mind him he
was a bigger part last time he was
here but he's kind of here to help
things along yeah so they go oh
we got a new coffee maker also there's
other like improvements going on right
here we've gotten things fixed like what's
going on here why why is this happening
wagner is sus like why are they making
things better that's not normal he's like
this is all part of tully's grand plan
and connor's like to improve things his
grand plan make things better ed wagner's
like yeah
exactly that's not normal like that's
weird uh the patriarchy doesn't make
things better that's not what they usually
do weird yeah more capitalism yeah you
really gotta question those things so and
tully tully shows up at the precinct and
wagner's like hey so see you've done some
some cool stuff like thank you
Until he's like, oh,
you think that I had something to do
with the new improvements?
No.
No, actually.
This is the good old Mayor Bloom.
Alec wants to make sure he's appearing
fair and honest.
He doesn't want to make it look like
he's punishing Elsbeth's precinct.
Making sure that things are working well
around here because it doesn't look like
he's being improper.
first of all just a little scene note
this does take place in an elevator so
it's an important conversation again with
the elevators yeah um but also um i
don't know if you caught this when you
were watching
captions i think as well as i did
and there was tully says his honor and
what the closed caption put it together
was like is there oh i did not
catch that is there alec
Yeah.
And so Tully's like, you know,
that's one way of doing things is using
discretionary funds to, you know,
either reward or punish people.
He's like, and you know what?
You're actually about to find out that I
can punish people in great ways with some
discretionary funds.
And guess what?
First thing I'm going to do,
I'm taking away your pod refills, bruh.
They're gone.
No more.
You got a great coffee maker,
but no pods to make them.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like a little mean.
This is the beginning of Tully taking his
pound of flesh for this is indirect
response to the whole like Betty stuff.
Yes.
And you're close to the end of the
episode.
As you know, after Betty gets arrested,
Tully and Wagner meet up again.
Atlanta goes, hey, everything worked out,
right?
Tully's like, yeah,
but you just got to keep kind of
a tighter grip on your team here.
Tully's like, hey,
can I drop you somewhere?
Because they're both on the way out.
Wagner's like, no,
I just got to run a quick errand
real quick.
Wagner comes back to the precinct.
He got pods, guys.
He got pods.
But he does say to Tully, he's like,
I have to keep my...
I don't mind walking.
I don't mind keeping my feet on the
ground like a police officer doing the
work.
As Tully's like,
let me drop you somewhere.
It's a perk of the job.
He's saying,
I'm still a real one to Tully.
But yes, he did go to,
I don't know,
the corner shop to get some pods.
That's great that you said that, Wagner,
but let's not forget you wanted to be
the police commissioner.
Yeah, but he would walk.
Did you see?
I mean, I don't know.
I know I don't live in New York,
but I really do have a lot of
envy, not envy,
jealousy for the people of New York and
their mayor because their mayor's doing
stuff, Mayor Mamdani, and he walks.
He walks to and from work and talks
to the people.
And I feel as though Wagner would be
one of the people who would walk to
and from work.
He walks to and from work with a
Secret Service detail.
That's fine.
Yeah, I know.
But it's not dropping people in a car.
You know what I mean?
True.
He's stopping and talking to people.
That's something.
That's what's up.
So, yes,
Wagner has decided to buy the office some
of the pods, you know,
to keep morale high, I guess.
And Connor, of course,
has to be the wet blanket on everything.
He's like, you know,
if you keep doing that,
it's going to get pretty expensive.
Wagner's like, all right, Connor.
Like, thanks.
Cool.
This episode did end with, like,
almost a classic sitcom, like, ending of,
like, the camera, like,
panning to a different part.
Yeah, it was really interesting.
It was like, all right.
yeah thanks connor being as always uh yeah
so that was our episode um what do
you think what do you think is gonna
happen like what is gonna be our like
how can you ask me such a question
cliffhanger-y like oh my god we gotta wait
until next season to see how this is
gonna get resolved
It'll probably be whether Elizabeth is
going to be in her capacity or not.
Yeah, I could definitely see that.
I could see it being like,
is Elizabeth going to be able to keep
her job?
Like, yes, she will.
I could definitely see because they're
coming back for another season.
I could definitely see a situation where
like, Ellsworth, you are fired.
And then we come back in season four
and like Ellsworth is undercover helping
all the detectives.
Like she just,
she still shows up at crime scenes.
Like, like,
She's behind police tape like, hey,
Smollett, go look over there.
Or acting charades out trying to do
something.
I would love to also see a world
where, and we've talked about this before,
but where Elspeth has to either defend
herself or someone needs to defend Elspeth
in the court of law.
So if this is a Elspeth gets fired
and has to defend herself in front of
a judge or
Or someone who has been name-dropped
before, like Diane Lockhart.
Or if Marissa decides to be a lawyer,
trying to get someone from the old world
to come to the new world would be
fun for me.
If that's an outcome of a cliffhanger,
I would enjoy it.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
I would love to see that.
You know,
they got to leave us with something.
Would it be great if they were just
like, by the way,
Kai is back full time and she's your
new partner.
Oh my God.
I think that, yeah.
It'd be a nice little surprise at the
end of the season.
Not necessarily a cliffhanger,
but like a good sign of things to
come.
But yes, that's probably wishful thinking.
Anyway, that's our episode.
Marissa,
you want to tell the good people where
they can find you and what you're up
to?
Sure, sure.
Good.
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