The Good Wife: Season 5, Episode 20 - The Deep Web
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You know,
you've done such good work for this
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worked tirelessly on this podcast,
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First of all, are you good?
I'm good.
Jason, are you good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I just want to recognize how much you're
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I just feel like, you know,
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Oh, F you.
So have you.
I have.
I have.
We both work super hard.
But I feel like today,
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I'll handle this episode by myself.
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I'll just talk and talk and talk.
There'll be no responses.
But you should just take the day off.
Just get out of here.
If anyone could do it, Jason.
Take your scarf.
Take your scarf and go.
Okay?
Take your scarf and get out of here.
Was not expecting you to be ready with
the scarf.
Leave your laptop.
Just get out of here.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That's so kind.
I would,
but only if you were wearing a Bluetooth
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Because then I think I could really take
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for work.
Because what the fuck was that about?
Because it also was like,
why are you trying so hard to get
me to leave like we'll talk about it
but for many reasons that moment was so
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Alright,
so this episode finally has three separate
points within it.
Three different storylines.
Will is still dead.
We are still dealing with that,
but it's not the central focus of our
episode.
Don't worry, buddy.
Will is still dead.
Yeah,
we have not jumped the shark that much
in the fact that we are bringing Will
back from the dead.
But let's start off with what's going on
with Diane.
She's got a case of the week.
She's also got some stuff going on with
Lewis Canning and David Lee.
So Finn, current Secretary,
not Secretary of State, oh my goodness,
State's Attorney,
State's Attorney candidate,
Finn Pollard is waiting at Lockhart
Gardner for Diane to show up.
She gets off the elevator and is like,
hey,
What are you doing here?
And he's like, oh, you know,
I'm here for the Pollard questioning.
And she's like, the what?
The what now?
The what?
Mm-hmm.
hold on one second let's see what's going
on so she takes finn into the back
goes and checks in with lewis canning who
is in will's office and lewis is like
i just you know your your assistant
couldn't find you and finn called and so
like i took this upon myself i took
this upon myself to be nice and do
something nice for you i am just being
a good partner diane you're welcome yeah
yeah
it was interesting for diane and finn to
meet right and it it was it was
interesting to me that there was no real
talk of will until like a little later
there was no real talk of like hey
like you were the last person to see
my best friend alive like what was that
like like i was it was kind of
surprising there wasn't like a recognition
of that it was just like oh yeah
i know who you are well i think
there's like so much going on in diane's
head right now she's like oh my god
it's finn
finn like her her she's like finn will
in her brain but then she's like these
little dubious devils in my office like
what the frick is going on i need
to like compartmentalize this and i can't
really think about the finn of it all
right now because i have to find out
if louis canning is going to stab me
in the back yeah it's like louis like
hey i'm just trying to help you out
diane like why why you why you think
something weird is going on because you're
louis canning that's why
Yeah.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
So Lyle Pollard, who we have seen before,
he arrives.
And by the way,
I will have me say to you that
the show that he is most famous for
in my mind sisters the pride and joy
of winneka illinois um is being talked
about on thread so there may be a
sister's revival that uh robert klein may
come back into the zeitgeist and then more
people will be more excited when lyle
pollard shows up on the show because he
for sure is the person jason
I know he is.
I know.
And for those that don't remember,
like I didn't, if I was like,
this guy is familiar, he's familiar.
I looked up on him and he was
like, oh yes, I remember now.
When he was on the show before,
Marissa shamed me for not knowing who
Robert Klein was,
not including him in our guest star,
you know, spotlight of the week.
I was like, okay.
And I was like,
where was he in the show?
And I looked it up.
I was like, well, okay,
what episode was he in?
What was this one?
I was like...
I read the episodes.
I was like, okay.
Lyle and his wife were trying to, like,
cajole Diane into dubbing Kurt.
It's like, Kurt, really?
This guy?
This is the guy that you want to
be with?
That's the guy you think of as your
friend?
Yeah, yeah.
They're her, like, you know,
liberal friends.
yeah her liberal judgy friends yes yes
exactly exactly and this comes out even
more because like okay cool like you're
here because it's like your nephew right
like or your grandson grandson yeah it's
interesting because like he's like yeah of
course there's cops because of the work i
did in the sixty eight convention so like
he's like in this like conspiracy mindset
of like it's all about my house all
the time yeah it's all about you my
guy yeah
Yeah.
So Finn starts questioning Robbie,
who is Lyle's grandson,
about this thing called the Silk Road.
And he kind of introduces it as like
the Amazon for crime.
Like there's...
Everything you could want.
And because his grandson is involved in
this,
there is a chance that he could be
convicted with a class one felony.
And they traced money to Robbie's account.
And they traced money to his account.
And he was paid as an employee of
the Silk Roads.
It's not looking great for Robbie here.
And I love how in this entire thing,
diane's like oh oh you trace money you
trace bitcoin you can't do that i know
about that like i know about bitcoin and
you can't do that and finn's like yeah
until it like could put it itself and
the government was able to try trace it
and it's not as safe as you thought
it was no i was not uh i
don't think when this first originally
aired i was like i was not like
too i
plugged in to the you know the crypto
goings on like the goings on the world
like so he talked about oh yeah ever
since ever since uh mount mount gox was
bankrupted uh we have access to this i
was like is that is that is that
a real thing like was that something
actually happened i had no idea i was
like but i'm sure
Marissa citizen.
Oh, no, no,
I did not know about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wasn't really into the crypto scene at
that time.
Like, I just was like,
this is never gonna go on.
I love that.
I was like, Well, well, Finn,
I happen to know.
Because, you know, we, we,
we had sometimes and others represent a
man, you might recognize him,
he looks like the guy from American Pie,
calls himself Mr. Bitcoin.
So, you know,
I know a little something about a little
something.
And it's like, no, you know,
because if you knew,
then you know that we do have access
to trace Bitcoin now and cryptocurrency.
And we found Robbie with sixty five
Bitcoin,
which equals thirty nine thousand.
I was like, what is to convert?
No clue.
I really like happening here.
I have no idea what the conversion like
what does.
Well, let's let's look.
Let's see this.
Hold on.
What is this?
Bitcoin to dollar.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Thirty nine thousand.
uh divided by sixty five so one bit
okay okay it it averages out well one
bitcoin worth six hundred dollars okay so
that's like okay now i know one bitcoin
at that time at that point in place
at that time i feel like it changes
a lot oh well yeah because i just
did bitcoin to dollar conversion and right
now according to the internet one bitcoin
is worth sixty four thousand dollars
whoa whoa okay um interesting yeah so
listen uh f what they told you about
bitcoin going down in value from the value
it was in what to what it is
now has skyrocketed apparently
you can imagine it would probably go down
after something like the government being
able to trace where it goes right like
and now like there's there's a lot more
infrastructure under bitcoin regulation
now yeah yes yeah yeah so i have
to be quite honest for me there's too
much math involved in this world so all
i'm taking away from this is that the
government can trace it robbie's not as
safe as he thought he was and he
could face up to years in jail so
diane's like
uh okay crap crap and a half hey
robbie's like i was like i don't know
i don't know what's going on me uh
and someone must have hacked into my
computer i have no idea yeah yeah robbie's
an interesting character through all of
this because diane says hey robbie you
stay here let me talk to finn and
lewis canning by himself and one thing we
should note about robbie is we do see
him coming in walking in on crutches
And so she has this conversation with Finn
and Finn's like,
I don't want to arrest him because I
want to know the information that he has.
Just get me that information and I'll just
give him a year.
So Finn brings up the fact that this
is like an optical or Diane brings up
the fact that this is like an optics
game because Robbie has cerebral palsy,
which we didn't really know.
Like he didn't, he didn't,
divulge or say anything,
but this is something that she knows.
And she's like, oh,
isn't it interesting that this questioning
is happening here and not at the
courthouse or not at the police
department?
And isn't it also interesting that Lewis
Canning is here as well?
And Lewis,
why don't you come in and tell us
about your condition?
She's really trying to put this together.
And also,
isn't it weird that you're running for
state's attorney and this would be like...
really, really weird.
And Diane's like, yeah.
And speaking of that,
the last prosecution that you did resulted
in the death of an attorney.
And Finn's like, okay, like,
this is a lot.
This is a lot of mess,
but I gotta tell you,
I have a witness.
And so Diane's like, oh, crap.
He tries to, like,
stop everything in his tracks.
Like, okay, enough on me.
Like, enough piling on me.
You gotta focus on the fact that I
have witnesses that says that Robbie works
for Silk Road, okay?
So how about you do that?
But I loved Diane being like, listen,
I got...
got lewis canning here i might as well
make this work for me like at least
a little bit so lewis come on in
and do it and do your shtick do
your thing it might as well benefit me
for once uh you know and listen like
the difference in the delivery for lewis
canning he's like i have chicken art
edition i forget i don't want to say
it incorrectly because it is a real thing
um but he like says the name of
his condition and he's not as like
don't know lewis canning about it well
because i mean it's not it wasn't really
his choice he's being brought in by diane
he's like okay i'm just it's not as
performative because i didn't come up with
it but okay i see where you're going
diane he does he does play ball he's
like hey i got this and you don't
want to be seen look you know passing
someone with a disability do you like
that's not going to be good for you
uh and you know they both kind of
call out finn for like you know if
this is anybody else you know drag his
ass down to the police station you're
questioning there
um but yeah so i like how they
called him out and i like finn was
like all right let me let me just
redirect because he's like i have a
witness that says that robbie worked for
silk road and also lyle's in trouble
because robbie used lyle's basement
to do work for the silk road so
technically like lyle's assets could be
frozen which means you might not get paid
by lyle and they're like oh okay okay
okay so diane goes to talk to robbie
and lyle in this point lyle's like
helicopter grandparenting here he is very
concerned he's jumping in as as robbie's
being questioned um and robbie again is
saying like i didn't do anything i didn't
do anything
Like, yeah, but they have a witness.
If you didn't do anything,
how could they have a witness?
And she has to push Lyle out into
wait into reception because he just keeps
bringing up all these questions.
Like, he didn't mean to do this.
He didn't do anything.
They bring Kalinda into the room so that
she can gather more information.
Lewis Canning tries to talk to Robbie
about rebelling when you're a young kid.
like elena diane were like this is weird
like he's like every time they witness
lewis canning doing something human
they're just like ew like this is not
because like lewis canning's whole speech
is like you know when you're young it's
like normal to rebel for me it was
girls for you it could be crime but
like you know i'm sure if you like
talk to your grandfather like he'll find a
way to forgive you ever like what like
lewis canning relating to someone
what lewis canning has a soul and robbie
at this point confesses that he wrote
reviews on the silk road he wrote reviews
for different things he had a whole like
rating in terms of like how high drugs
got him all of these things he was
hired to plant reviews
you know i don't think about black market
like sites and black market sellings and
dealings i just did i just never really
even thought about the fact that they
probably have reviews on the black market
of like how effective drugs are how great
a sex worker might be of like yeah
that's wild that there are reviews even on
these like black market sites well and i'm
sure like they have their own language
that i wouldn't even understand it would
be like
something that would fly right over my
head five strawberries for this for this
uh yeah exactly exactly uh so robbie's
like yeah i made reviews for them and
louis canning and diane are like did you
get paid to do this and he's like
yeah and it's like oh well if you
were paid then you abetted you know this
crime all of the crime that you reviewed
all the crime that resulted from the stuff
that you reviewed and then robbie's like
i i didn't there was this girl okay
all right so yeah maybe there was some
some stuff going on uh there's a there's
a girl i mean it's always a girl
right it's always yeah it's not always
well
There is Helen of Troy.
We could talk about if you want to
go into the Odyssey of it all.
Like, Helen of Troy.
There's girls do things.
Anyway, they make men do stupid things.
That's kind of where I'm coming from.
I'll be getting my history lesson when I
go see the Odyssey.
You know, Chris Nolan's new movie.
It's not a history.
It's a myth.
It's just a story.
Anyway, so we...
Which is why people should not be upset
about it.
But anywho...
colinda is like oh a girl let me
go find out so we are introduced to
this woman named corsica and she when
colinda walks in she sees there's like pot
everywhere it has a very distinctive label
on it and of course because like i
didn't say anything and colinda's like
yeah no you totally told the cop stuff
i just need to know like what you
told them and she said i didn't tell
them everything like i just told them that
he wrote reviews i didn't tell him that
he like invented it colinda's like well
In Corsica,
it's very easy to see how Corsica got
hemmed up by the police.
She just opens the door for Kalinda.
She's like, hey, what's up?
I got all these drugs.
What do you want?
Yeah, yeah.
She's like, oh, someone's here.
It's like someone's here to buy DVDs out
of my basement.
Yeah,
I'm not going to figure out what they
want, who they are, what they're doing.
I just assume they're here to buy my
drugs.
So yeah,
I got them all out here in the
open.
What do you need?
What do you want?
It's very easy to see how Corsica got
involved with the police.
Yes, yeah.
Robbie confesses that he said all of this
to...
He said that he invented the Silk Road
to impress Corsica.
It's not real.
And Corsica is saying, well,
I was worried because he said he invented
this thing that Robbie had the power to
hurt me.
And the fact Robbie told her that he
had like sixty four Bitcoin in Iceland or
something hanging out in Iceland.
And Diane's like, OK,
like we have to get the ASA something
to use, like we have to pick something.
And he talks about going into his way
or into his email to find information.
And as he does that,
he uses voice detection software to access
his email.
He shows them how he gets to Silk
Road.
He talks about the thing that if you've
watched these shows and heard about the
dark web, you've heard of Tor,
which is the thing that all the black
market users use to get onto the dark
web, the black market,
whatever you want to call it.
He shows them how he uses his Tor
encryption
to get to the black market and you
know he shows them how he shows them
silk road she's like all right here's
here's here's all the bad stuff here's
sick road here's how i get on there
so we got to find something for like
robbie to give so that he doesn't get
in trouble so i guess they're going to
start working on that yes
yeah meanwhile diane goes back into her
office and there's like a bouquet of
flowers and i was like oh my god
is it kurt did kurt finally have something
to say about the fact that will died
and did we finally see anything about
those two together no no we haven't it
was flowers from a client named roger lux
diane is very confused she's like oh she
calls roger and says oh thank you so
much for these flowers
and roger's like oh my god diane you
did such great work like thank you so
much and she's like what work did i
do i mean it's a it's a hard
thing right it's like i don't want to
i don't want to let him know that
i don't know what the hell he's talking
about he's like she's like oh yeah all
the all the work i yes all the
work i did uh just just just to
refresh memories what what what does this
work and when did you ask me for
this
Yeah, and he's like, this business plan,
you know,
your friend David helped me with this.
Like, David Lee got this idea.
And he's like, okay, thanks, bye.
She hangs up on Roger Lee,
calls Kalinda in and fires her assistant
all in the same scene.
Well, yeah,
because you find out that Pauline,
Diane's assistant, of course,
got this call and is the one that
passed it on to David Lee.
And so Diane is on a spree of
just like five people because she fired
that girl that was crying about Will on
the Will death episode.
She's just out now, fires, but was like,
Pauline, get the hell out of here.
yeah i wonder how many assistants diane
has gone through in the over the years
clinton walks into diane's office and is
like hey so yeah there's like an email
signature we found an email signature that
has the phrase prepare to be amazed on
it like yeah yeah yeah okay cool fine
like we're gonna go do that but also
remember how you said you'd help me if
i needed your help and she's like yeah
And Diane says, well,
can you help me see what David Lee
and Lewis are up to?
Because of this whole going through the
assistant intermediary thing,
she's already questioning why Finn is
doing the questioning of Robbie here.
And then also she's now got this Robert
Lux situation.
So something seems to be up.
She wants to know if there's moves going
on.
And Kalinda stops and says to Diane,
you seem different.
And she says, I feel different.
I feel like I'm channeling Will's ghost.
And then Kalinda says, take care of him.
was weird like i get what they're trying
to say but it was oddly written it
was and i don't feel like diane's really
doing anything that different than what
diane no no no i feel like this
is what diane diane would have done this
to will if will was still here if
will was making these moves
In fact,
this is like the fifth or sixth
conversation like this that Diana's had
with Kalinda over the term of the series.
Like, even before Will died,
Diana's been like,
I need to figure out what's going on
against me, Kalinda.
You need to figure it out.
And I just feel like there should have
been something demonstratively different
that Diana does to make it, you know...
this feels like will because i've always
kind of felt like diane and will were
kindred spirits right they're both kind of
they both can get cutthroat when need be
uh they both are you know kind of
have been out for themselves at certain
points and it felt rather forced to me
just to be like yeah like she
should have thrown a baseball or something
something like if you feel you feel
different i was like no she doesn't like
this feels to be the same guy we've
seen for the last you know five seasons
so i it felt like a little too
like trying to force a square peg into
a round hole to be like oh diane's
like will now no she's not she's still
the same to me and i feel like
uh
It also makes me question what the...
I mean, I know it's a TV show,
but I was like,
what the other people saw on the
day-to-day between Will and Diane that
would make them so different?
Because I did also see them as very
kindred spirits.
It's like the same...
It's like chocolate,
but they were different types of
chocolate.
Yeah, yeah.
They didn't differentiate enough for Diane
to be acting any differently now.
I was like, okay.
It didn't feel genuine for them to
shoehorn that line in there.
To be like,
Will still lives on in all of us.
Like, we know.
We know, we know.
Diane talks to Lyle and is like, hey,
look,
you're going to have to make it so
Robbie is not scared of you because he's
scared of you,
which is why he's not giving us this
information.
We need this information to kind of get
him off the hook.
While she's having this conversation with
Lyle, aka the king of sisters,
But David Lee knocks on the door and
interrupts.
She's like, he goes,
you fired your assistant.
You fired Pauline.
And David's like, I did this.
Like, I did this to help you.
I asked her not to tell you this
is on me because I did this without
any credit.
This is just how altruistic I am.
And Diane's like, what?
And she's like,
things are falling through the cracks,
Diane.
Things are falling through the cracks.
And I am not going to pick up
your slack anymore.
And I'm like, get out of town,
David Lee.
Go jump in a lake.
Well,
the fact that David Lee came after Diane
for firing her own assistant is just like,
okay, David,
you're mad because you lost your mole in
Diane's office.
Yes, you're calling on yourself, you nerd.
Like, you're David Lee.
You're not altruistic.
You're not out to stick up for anyone's
job that you don't care about.
So it's like, obviously,
you're just mad because you lost your mole
here.
Yeah.
the way he's like oh you fired poor
Pauline she didn't do anything to you she
was doing what I asked her to do
like yeah that's the problem David she's
doing what you asked her to do why
are you telling Diane's assistant to do
anything like why is that even part of
your thing but David Lee saying I did
this without any credit is like also a
David Lee tell like this man does nothing
without any credit or without any ulterior
motive behind him
exactly it's like yeah one time when he
cried in the conference room and then i
liked him for two seconds there's that one
human moment um but it's it's just like
yeah david you did this without credit but
you're doing it to it's seeing yourself
into this into this position to take
control uh yeah you don't have credit for
it now but you're gonna get credit for
it later you're doing this to like to
really kind of in you know and stay
with yourself into diane's operations
they'll be seeing this transition once you
get diane out of here and also
Diane has not let anything fall through
the cracks.
Diane has not let Will's death impact the
firm in any way that Will would not
have impacted the firm himself.
Other than calling a halt to any expansion
or anything like that.
She has not...
It has not impacted her relationship with
the client.
So for David Lee to start implanting this
thought into Diane's head that she is
letting things go is just so evil,
in my opinion.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
so going to be like oh this is
the last time i do anything nice for
anyone it's like okay david get that out
of here like yeah no clinda finds another
review on amazon or somewhere somewhere
public that does have the signature that
she was looking for on it and it
was attached or it was signed by a
jeffrey barba
So this is all Finn needs.
He's like, okay, cool.
I'm going to go arrest this guy.
Knocks on the door.
He's dead.
Jeffrey Barber is dead.
Asphyxiated by a bag.
Dead.
Not like he killed himself dead.
That was quite interesting.
I was like, oh, cool.
But it always...
freaks me out a little bit when I
see, especially on TV, obviously,
when DAs go to arrest people.
I was like, I always forget,
as a part of the DA thing,
that they have legal capability to arrest
people.
I was like,
we almost never see them in that capacity.
So seeing Finn in that capacity,
I was like, oh,
that's interesting and different.
it like it switched well it switched to
like nypd blue or law and order at
that point like one of those homicides
like on the street um so kalinda arrives
at the scene crime scene i do love
how like finn is just standing there
drinking his coffee he's very like
nonchalant about this kalinda why why do
people let you come to crime scenes it's
just like i don't know cops like me
Because I'm Kalinda, duh.
I'm Kalinda.
She is looking around the room.
She does notice the pot label from
Corsica.
So she's like, oh.
And she goes back to Lockhart Gardner and
tells Robbie, like, hey,
they're not going to honor this deal that
you have now that Jeffrey Barba is dead.
You need to give us something.
You need to give us something to either
help the police or you're going to go
to jail.
And then Robbie's like,
okay well uh i set up a cloud
for her computer yeah okay because either
either corsica is setting you up or or
you actually do run so crude like she
just comes like that's what the cops think
right now so you need to give us
something to point the finger at someone
else like corsica he's like i do have
access to all of course good stuff via
the cloud so let's just try that yeah
So Finn tells Corsica that Barba is dead.
And she's like, it was Robbie.
It wasn't me.
Finn is like, well,
how come these pot labels were at the
scene?
And also there were photos of Barba in
your cloud account.
Of him being dead.
Dead Barba.
We're in your cloud.
Yeah, she's like, it was Robbie,
it was Robbie.
Finn goes back over to Lockhart Gardner,
tells Robbie that Corsica thing is all
him.
And it's really easy to say that he
had access to her cloud account because he
set it up.
So he could have totally planted these
photos
um there is diane's like okay well like
what are we doing here like what are
you gonna arrest him or not and finn
says i'm not gonna arrest him but i
will need his help to testify against
corsica and in my mind i'm like why
there's really not a lot of evidence on
the corsica side in my mind there's like
enough ways to prove that robbie was more
involved than he was
So I don't know if this is a
privilege thing happening because of
Lyle's status in the legal world or
whatever,
but I thought it was kind of lazy.
I mean, well, the evidence is there,
right?
The evidence,
the pictures of dead Barba in her cloud.
Okay.
are very are very telling because i mean
listen no one else would have those
pictures right and yeah but like you can't
make the argument that course because
lawyers are gonna be like and just two
days ago robbie offered to create a cloud
for corsica and you know like i just
don't think there's enough to really like
damn on i was surprised by finn in
this because i would have said well i'm
gonna arrest him too and then you two
can battle it out for like the truth
in this way
Diane calls at this point she's like she's
like okay she calls Diane and Lewis
Canning into or David and Lewis Canning
into her office and is like you need
to stop courting my clients they're like
wait what well us like we're not doing
that we're not doing that and Kalinda's
mentions like yeah you two have met
outside of work eight on eight separate
occasions and
like we like each other it's like you
don't like anyone like i'm not even i'm
not taking this at all and um louise
calls diane alicia in this whole thing
which i thought was weird i'm just like
okay i don't know what you're trying to
do there like
It was weird.
And the excuse they come up with here
is that they are estate planning.
And Diane's like,
what are you two getting married?
And Lewis Canning says, no, I'm dying.
And I have twelve months to live.
And that's the reason why I came here
is I wanted a home.
I wanted to make amends.
do me a kindness.
I don't want pity.
And then he leaves.
And David Lee is like, yeah,
that's what I, like, I, first of all,
I picked up all your slack, Diane,
like in his mind, he's like,
I picked up a slack and,
and I'm helping Lewis Canning,
a dying man with his estate planning.
I am a saint over here, helping people,
helping people plan their wills,
helping you pick up slack.
Diane, look at, look at me, David Lee,
the angel now, come on.
And he walks up to Alicia before he
leaves Diane's office,
or walks up to Kalinda before he leaves
Diane's office and gives her the...
Mean mugs her.
I was like,
what the hell are you doing?
David, you don't want none of this smoke,
David.
I don't know what you think you're doing
here,
but you don't want that smoke from
Kalinda, okay?
She may or may not have killed her
ex-husband in your office.
Yeah, we still don't know.
We still don't know.
That may or may not have happened.
So you need to watch who you mean
mugging, David.
she walks up to Diane and says,
do you believe them?
And Diane says, I did until he said,
I don't want your pity because the man
walks around wanting pity all the time.
Yeah.
I, I, I loved in a little,
like as Diane is like reading the riot
act to, to canning and David Lee,
she's like, I,
She calls them out like,
you are isolating me and you're
gaslighting.
I was like, ooh,
gaslighting in twenty fourteen.
That's like the first person to use the
term gaslighting on television.
I don't know.
It's like you're gaslighting me and it's
like it's exactly what they're doing with
the whole day.
Being like, Diane, you're slipping.
You know,
you're you're you're you're missing focus.
You know, you're not calling people.
You can't be reached.
That is gaslighting.
That's making someone believe.
So that is probably not actually happening
and isolating by not, you know,
cluing her in on things that she needs
to be clued in on and quote unquote,
taking care of them themselves.
And if anyone wanted to draw connections
like I do,
those are tactics used by abusers to take
power in certain situations.
Or if anyone wanted to apply that to,
say,
the political structure of America at this
moment,
they might be able to find some
similarities between...
There you go.
And guess what?
David is being magnanimous by taking care
of all of Diane's stuff and people are
calling him.
I'm sure he has quite a paper trail
showing that he is actually the one that
did these things.
Just waiting for the moment where they can
get Diane out like, see,
I did all these things that Diane missed.
I didn't take credit at the time,
but here is obviously all the receipts of
things that I actually did that Diane
didn't do.
And Diane didn't do them because you did
not tell her they need to be done.
Exactly.
Not the fact that she was missing things,
but the fact that, you know,
you were trying to, you know,
mislead her and mislead people into
thinking that Diane was not working on
that message.
And poor Pauline probably thought that she
was, like, she was doing, like, I just,
she's also used in this situation.
Like, she consented to doing it.
But at the same time, she,
I don't know.
no but if someone comes to me and
tells me to work around my boss and
if i'm loyal to that boss i'm like
oh no no no i'm like i'm gonna
do this for you i'm also gonna tell
my boss no i'm yeah and i'm gonna
like keep my own file of like like
for myself like i'm gonna keep myself i'm
gonna cover my own you know what i'm
saying
So, okay.
So we've got Kolinda going out to kind
of figure out if Lewis Canning is dying
or not at this point.
Later in the episode,
Kolinda calls Diane in, and Diane's like,
anything, Lewis?
And he's like, no.
However...
If there was something that could get you
out of this case,
would you want me to tell you?
And she's like, yes.
Kalinda did find out that there was a
request on Corsica's cloud account that
was the request for Jeffrey Barber's
murder.
And in it, it was coded, obviously.
So in it, the word purchase appeared.
was written as perches as in the fish
and alicia or i don't know why i
keep doing this i think i really want
alicia and kalinda to be together um
kalinda says you know that's not a typo
like they're not spelled anywhere
similarly or any of these letters are
close to each other on the keyboard this
is a voice recognition error
And so this is proving that Robbie was
involved in some way.
Because the same error is found in
Robbie's Amazon reviews.
So that's like more incriminating evidence
to say that this was more than likely
Robbie was the one that hired Corsica or
he planted that email into Corsica's
account.
Yes.
So that was like, okay,
Robbie actually might have done this and
is responsible for Barbara's death.
Yeah.
And so Diane goes and tells Finn, hey,
I got to remove myself from this case.
And he's like, can you tell me why?
And she's like, nope, not really.
And yeah, go ahead.
I just think this was interesting
because...
guess this is like for them indisputable
proof that robbie did this yes but i
feel like we've had so many other
instances in the past like mostly dealing
with like uh colin sweeney or it's like
okay you probably definitely did this but
i don't think they've ever had like
indisputable proof
that he did this that they cannot ignore.
Exactly.
I guess this was where you draw the
line to be like, no,
this for us is indisputable.
I think they could have talked the way
around this to be like, well, listen,
Robbie's not the only person who's ever
used voice recognition software.
It could have been him and it could
have not been him.
yes but I think I think like well
I don't know I guess the same argument
could be made on about Colin Sweeney
Robbie was not very like forthcoming or
confidence building or anything like that
I think Rob Colin Sweeney can also be
not very forthcoming but he does so with
more confidence yes I just think it's
interesting to see them draw the line here
yeah where I feel like in other instances
we've seen them kind of convince
themselves that
Well,
I also think like Diane's situation right
now is that she's got two people who
are gunning for her.
So anything that she does that might be,
that might put the firm in danger is
I think even heightened or more
highlighted in her way.
Like she doesn't necessarily have rope to
swing from when it comes to taking risks
right now, because she's got,
she's like fighting this internal war.
So she, she, and I am,
what I'm most surprised from her though,
is that this is a long-term client and
Lyle Pollard,
And she decides, yes, exactly.
And decides to drop the case in this
case.
And this is alarming so much that we'll
call or we'll.
Oh, no, dude.
Do not call Will.
I'm sorry.
I take back.
They're not the same.
They're not the same.
Don't do that.
You are not my daddy.
You are not my dad, Finn.
No.
You are not Will.
I know you both have four letters in
your name, the second one being I,
and the third and fourth one being
repeating letters.
I know that.
And I think that's a tactic from the
show to make us turn Finn into Will.
I see what they're doing,
but we're not going to have that here,
Marissa.
We're not going to do that.
We're not doing it.
Okay, okay, okay.
So Finn calls Alicia, basically saying,
like, Diana's doing this.
Is this, like, normal behavior for her?
And she says, no,
she would not suborn perjury.
Like, she would not, like,
stand by while the perjury was happening.
There is a little... I put this here...
But it relates to something we'll talk
about later in the episode.
But they talk about the fact that Finn
was doing an interview.
And there's a line where Finn says,
Eli wants to turn me into a hero.
He already turned you into a saint.
Which I thought was interesting.
Diane tells Lyle she's going to withdraw.
Lyle sees this as kind of like betrayal.
But at the end of everything,
Kalinda comes back in and says,
Lewis is dying,
and he is trying to screw you over.
Well, I mean, because Diane,
it's like a buddy comedy, right?
Diane says, is Lewis dying,
or is he trying to screw me?
And Glenn's like, well, he is dying,
but he's also trying to screw you over.
So that's where we leave it,
for that storyline.
So I'm just like, okay,
what does that mean?
I guess we'll see in upcoming episodes,
but
I like that Diane is on her own.
I like that it's forcing Diane's character
to kind of be seen more without having
to confer with Will or having Alicia by
her side.
She's navigating this on her own.
I mean, listen,
Colinda might be a better partner to have
than either of those people.
Well, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Also during this episode,
Alicia gets called for jury duty.
And apparently so does the city of Chicago
because it's pretty crowded in that
courtroom.
And Alicia's waiting.
She's waiting.
She's waiting.
She meets a man.
a Mayan named Daniel.
And he looks familiar to me from a
lot of things, actually.
Yeah, this is Nestor Carbonell.
He's been an actor for a long time.
first big credit for me suddenly susan
starring brook shields uh nineties sitcom
you know uh i think he he plays
a huge part in the end game of
lost uh if you have never seen lost
i'm not gonna explain to you uh if
you have you know if you have you
know what we're talking about um also
bates motel something i did not watch he
was apparently a big part of that and
more recently he's in the morning show
which also not not for me but i
know you marissa are a fan of that
show
Yeah,
he is the Tom Skilling on that show,
The Weatherman.
Okay, so I mean, a vet of TV.
Yeah,
and always the delight when he shows up
on my screen.
I'm like, oh, look, it's you.
It's you, Nestor.
And he is here in all of his...
Nesterness, playing a man named Daniel.
And there's vibes, okay?
There's vibes.
Apparently,
Daniel and Alicia are the only two
upstanding citizens in this courtroom
because Alicia and Daniel are both in the
courtroom, far away from each other,
both kind of chilling.
An older woman comes into the room,
and Alicia's like, anybody...
Anybody give up their seat for this older
woman?
Like, what's up?
What's going on?
And Daniel's the first to get up.
He's like, hey,
I will only to get up like, OK,
I'll stand.
You take my seat.
OK, great, great, great.
Pregnant woman comes in.
Alicia again is like,
All right.
Well,
other man is going to give up their
seat around here.
And she's like, oh, no one.
All right, fine.
I guess I will get up and give
up my seat to this pregnant woman.
And I love the pregnant woman sits down
without really acknowledging Alicia.
Alicia gives her kind of a side eye
of like,
you're not even going to say thank you?
Okay, whatever.
Cool.
And so Daniel and Alicia are the only
two people standing up in this jury room
because they're the only two people that
gave up their seats.
well logistically Alicia was sitting like
two people in and those people didn't
scoot over for the pregnant lady either
and I was like what but yes this
is the thing that gets them to stand
next to each other and talk to each
other so they Daniel is like you look
familiar and Alicia's like
Do I?
Got one of those faces.
And they talk about how to get out
of jury duty.
And of course, anytime,
I don't know about you,
but anytime I think about getting out of
jury duty,
I think about how Liz Lemon dressed up
as Princess Leia on Dirty Rock saying that
she was going to convention.
That's not necessarily the best way.
Alicia suggests that you say you're a
lawyer.
And Daniel's like, should I lie?
Is that something I do?
Turns out Dan...
uh designs batteries so he's not or he
says he designs batteries at least yeah i
mean she goes she goes yeah you can
tell him you're a lawyer he's like ew
gross lawyers he's like bad experience he
does say that his ex was a lawyer
yes i was like do we know them
that's what I was wondering but spoiler
alert this will be the one and only
time we see Daniel in the series so
I was like oh okay I thought maybe
we would this would be some kind of
ongoing thing we would figure out who
Daniel's ex is is it Patty Nyholm is
it Elizabeth Tassioni is it what if it's
what's her face Meryl Streep's daughter
Oh, we haven't seen her.
We didn't see her this season, did we?
Shoot.
What's her name?
Nancy.
Nancy Crozier.
Crozier.
Yeah.
Nancy Crozier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I was like, oh,
this is open up a whole thing.
I was like, no,
this is the only time she's going to
be on the show.
So we're not going to do that.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Fine, fine, fine.
uh yeah so when asked like what do
you do is like they're doing the what
do they call this yes and he says
he makes batteries there's no objections
to dan being on any jury he tries
he tries he's like listen i've got friends
that are lawyers so i don't know i
don't know if i can be impartial like
okay yeah whatever you're on the jury yeah
you're there it's
The next person called is Alicia.
They're like, oh, Mrs. Flory.
Oh, First Lady of Illinois.
Oh, you can be excused.
It's like, also a lawyer.
Yeah, bye.
Everybody knew this was going to happen
because Alicia's like, I am Alicia.
I can't be...
asked to do my I can't be asked
to do my civic duty even though I
am a wife of a governor but whatever
cool okay yes but also can we talk
about the fact like when she leaves
I don't know.
I think the jury box has two exits,
one on one side and one on the
other.
I could be wrong,
but she for sure made sure she walked
right in front of Dan with her little
shimmy-shammy.
Like what you see, Daniel?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I'm going to put my butt in your
face.
Excuse me, excuse me.
But now I have never had the,
I don't know if I would call it
a fortune or misfortune to be on a
jury.
I know.
No,
I really want to be on a jury.
I think it'd be kind of fun.
But knowing my luck,
I would get on like the worst,
most boring case ever.
I'd be like, oh, this is boring.
I care for what you wish for.
Like that's like my lot in life to
be like,
I really want to do this thing.
And then I do it.
I'm like, oh, this is not.
at all what i thought was going to
be except for podcasting podcasting i was
like i want to podcast and this has
been it's been good it's been fun uh
but everything else in my life like i
want to do that thing i do i
think it's like oh this is not this
is not the move this is not what
i wish i would have done so i
feel like jury would definitely do that
because i like i'm nosy i'm messy i
want to know what's going on i want
to i want to hear all the details
of the case and make some judgments and
decisions but then my luck would be like
the most like boring case ever
Yeah, no,
I love there's an episode of Schitt's
Creek where someone really,
really tries to get on a jury.
And I'm like, yes,
that would be my play.
But yes, Alicia shimmies on by.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Please don't mind my butt.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
And she calls Carrie and she's like, okay,
I'm out of jury duty.
I'm coming in.
And I just need to,
before we talk about what Carrie says,
I need to talk about the appearance of
Carrie.
It's like Carrie went to some sort of
New York broker's sort of place.
clothing convention i don't know like this
was i'm like who are you i don't
know who you are he's got he's got
a bluetooth earbud in which we've never
seen it's very david lee very david lee
and then he's wearing like a pink shirt
with white stripes on it which again i'm
not against the pink it just doesn't fit
carrie like it just did not look like
carrie i was about to be like sell
sell sell buy buy buy or something and
so yeah it was very odd it it
felt like this was like plucked out from
somewhere else and and just dropped in
here because let's not forget the last
time we saw Karen Alicia things were not
great like no you know Carrie had just
found out that Lisa was trying to do
a merger with LG behind his back and
Carrie's taking government uh contracts
behind Alicia's back
Which is why I thought, like,
if we had seen more of it in
this episode,
because what Carrie's play here is like,
don't come in, Alicia, don't worry,
I got it, I got it.
And he's moving and he's shaking things.
So, like, I wonder if he is, like,
strategically doing something behind the
scenes.
We don't see any of that in this
episode,
but I don't know why that would require
him to act and look like this.
However, like,
it was just very distracting.
the vibe was so off the vibe was
so weird because he's like alicia you know
you haven't had a day off in what
five years like here am i like it's
my gift to you and alicia goes cariagos
you're a good man it's like y'all were
just fussing yeah i don't know where this
came from i guess this was just like
this was a way for Alicia to be
off for the day.
But I was like, this feels weird.
It's not really aggressive from Carrie to
want her out of the office.
So,
and I was surprised there wasn't an
element of that for Alicia to be
suspicious of like why Carrie wants her
out of the office so
Or at least an overhearing little
breadcrumb for us as an audience to pick
up.
Hearing him say something to someone in
the office without Alicia there or
something like, no, no,
don't tell her that.
Or did you firm up something with Chum
Hum or something like that?
There's nothing here other than,
I don't know,
Carrie watched Wolf of Wall Street over
the weekend and was really into it.
I don't know.
Yeah.
um but he does push very effectively
alicia into taking day off we do get
the scene where alicia can't work the tv
because she's never watching the tv and
then she decides to call zach and i'm
like does that not have school like and
like what is that doing where is that
what is what is happening where because he
spends a good amount of time walking his
mother and how to turn on the television
in this house and they have like
And I love the very primitive version of
Roku.
Yes, it was so great.
I was like,
the UX design of this time.
Yeah, it was just very nondescript,
very plain.
You turn on your whatever you got,
Fire Stick, Roku.
There's ads akimbo all over your Roku and
your Amazon.
This is literally just a screen with
tiles.
That was it.
Yeah, oh.
I was wondering if that was... Yeah,
it may have been on Apple TV.
like the first apple tv yeah because
before they figured out how to advertise
on on those on those like services yeah
very clean situation we got some buffering
happening so it was like a throwback to
like having to that time of like internet
tv which we are now coming to you
live from a time where they are talking
about netflix instituting always on
channel aka
cable television so the circle the circle
has gone all the way through um but
yes alicia tries to watch tv she says
this isn't working she goes back to the
office carrie again very aggressively
greets her at the elevator it is like
no you're not coming in and she's like
i need my scarf and my laptop and
he directs someone to just bring her scarf
and not the laptop
yeah but again it's like what are you
doing in there carrie like he's literally
he's like literally at the elevator like
as if as if it's something he does
not want her to see going on behind
him like hey hey like you know something
right like it's just like this this i
mean i know it's a weekly tv show
and i know i can just like watch
the next one but like it's just weird
it's still just weird
But it doesn't feel like something because
I feel like if it was something he
was doing something nefarious,
we would have gotten those hints.
Yeah.
I just think it's out of character for
where they are in their relationship right
now.
Yeah.
It just felt like a way to like,
we need to get Alicia out of work
somehow.
What does have Carrie be a cool co-owner
and let her not be in the place?
But it was so aggressive.
He's like, what do you want?
What?
Like,
you're not allowed to come to the office.
I'm
I'm doing some stuff.
You're not allowed to come from the
elevator because there's stuff going on.
Are you throwing an orgy back there,
Carrie?
What is happening here?
Order some mushrooms again.
What is happening?
Why can't I come into my office and
just get my stuff?
It's so weird.
He was being so aggressive about it.
It just feels like something's going on.
Yes, yes.
Well, she's like, okay, well,
I'm not going to go back to work.
She gets a call from her mom.
I forget her mom.
I was like, I want Veronica.
I want to call her Abby because of
the West Wing.
She gets a call from Veronica in the
elevator and is like, no, mom, no,
I'm not going to be able to make
lunch.
And then she's like, okay, fine.
I guess I'll go to lunch with you.
And then at the end,
after she hangs up the call, she's like,
wow, I must be really bored.
Yeah.
So they meet up for lunch.
Veronica is genuinely concerned because
this is the first time she's seen Alicia
post Will's death.
It's just like,
I'm so sorry that you're going to have
to go through this.
And she's talking about the fact that she
has also lived through death.
the love of her life dying aka alicia's
father like talking about like how it's
weird that he's still there when he's not
really there but you can still talk to
will he'll answer like sometimes in the
middle of the day and alicia says working
just seems pointless and they're like
actually like having a really great
conversation and then logan
aka veronica's new boyfriend bombs in on
the lunch and alicia's like i can't i'm
out see ya bye like we were like
we were having a moment a moment it
was so good which the moment of alicia
here is so interesting because i mean no
i don't want to say that it doesn't
track i think it does um
Alicia has these moments every now and
then where she's like,
I don't know if I want to be
a lawyer anymore, Mom.
Yeah.
I guess.
I don't feel like it's consistent enough
for me to be like,
Alicia is always really this way.
like no no no no i i think
i think what the root of everything is
revealed later in their conversation like
i think that's what but she uses the
lawyer thing as the framing for like
blowing up her life she's like if i
don't know like she says i don't know
if i want to be a lawyer anymore
or working just seems pointless but what
she's really saying is my life sucks right
now and i can't do it anymore
yeah i see that uh and logan who
again spoiler alert the only time we'll
see this man in this i was wondering
i was like why because i thought we
were setting up like a veronica like in
the future for veronica logan to be a
thing but no it's the only episode of
this of this show this man aka mary
bartlett will be in murray bartlett i saw
his name on the imdb he's like he
looks that name sounds very familiar and i
was like oh
okay yeah he like murray bartlett had like
a moment about two or three years ago
yes so
uh i have three credits to his name
white lotus which i don't watch uh did
you watch white lotus he did the first
he was in the first season of white
lotus he played the concierge he had a
very um he and and steven from survivor
have a lot in common with gastrointestinal
distress yeah okay and apparently he was
nominated for an emmy i don't know if
he won the emmy for this or what
he was nominated for an emmy for this
for this role
oh yeah yeah i don't think he went
for this but i know for last of
us he did yeah he was also in
last that was a very like famous episode
of last of us which is kind of
like a one-off episode where it's kind of
like details a a gay relationship with
this man mary bartlett and uh nick
offerman that's what i call him ron nick
offerman uh a a gay kind of relationship
in the like in the
midst of a zombie apocalypse uh which is
a very like poignant very great episode of
television if you've never watched an
episode of television and you like you
even have to watch the rest of the
last of us just watch that episode and
you'll get it and you'll really love that
episode it's a great episode he was also
in a show called welcome to chippendales
which kind of tells the origin the true
story of the origin of the male uh
dance strip troop the chippendales which
oddly enough i watched and covered for
post-show recaps back in the day you did
i remember this yes i was like i
was like this his name sound familiar i
didn't clock him at all because this is
like very early i guess in in like
he was he's an australian actor so you
like him
he was in soaps and stuff like yeah
i was gonna say he's very like he
was i saw that he was in episode
of guiding light yeah so he was a
big deal like in certain circles but here
this he was very very young very like
new into the business i guess well and
like you don't even see like you see
his profile for like two seconds like like
you don't see him very very much at
all really he could also like if there
was ever a hunter biden biopic he could
play hunter biden
Yeah, there you go.
It's very much a split-second thing.
You blink and you miss it.
But then I was looking up and I
was like, oh, he's actually somebody.
I guess we could mention it.
The fact that he had this blink and
you miss a cameo on The Good Wife.
And then he turned in to be like...
I don't know what he's doing more
recently, but he had quite a glow-up.
I guess that White Lotus really propelled
him into things and
reason is like okay i don't know where
he's at now but um he had he
had several moments most recent oh he was
in that nine perfect strangers the second
season of it as well he played like
a um ventriloquist or like a crew he
was like a creator of a children's show
but then like had a breakdown and was
like but he carried this puppet around
with him this whole time
But yeah,
I'm sure we'll be doing more things in
the future,
but I love it when actors that make
it big show up in these little roles.
It kind of just reminds me of everyone
starts in these small places.
But yes, so Logan bombs the lunch.
Alicia yeets it out of there,
and then she's like,
I don't know what to do.
I don't know where to go.
She just instinctively walks back to court
and gets...
She went there to find Daniel.
She was like,
let me see what this guy Daniel's doing.
That's what I think.
She found Daniel.
I got him ninety minutes for lunch.
You want to go have lunch?
She does.
She goes and has lunch.
It's funny because she doesn't want Daniel
to know she came to look for him.
She's like,
I left my wallet in the courtroom.
I definitely wasn't looking for you.
I know what you're thinking,
but I wasn't doing that.
They have some conversation.
He says,
what's it like being the governor's wife?
Her answer is, it's clarifying.
And they bond over having children.
Dan has one kid.
He is a writer.
Alicia, of course,
has the two lovely children that we love
so much.
And then Alicia like sees like looks at
Dan's hand on the table and like
I gotta go.
And she excuses herself to the bathroom
and has a bit of an anxiety attack
here.
She's like,
just tell him you have to go.
It's okay.
What's going on?
She's having feelings.
Things are happening.
Again,
there's too much going on in this episode
that I don't know what they're trying to
tell me.
She looks at his finger.
I'm like, what's wrong with his finger?
Does his finger look like Will's finger?
What is this?
i would have tracked it much more if
he like turned around and she saw the
back of his neck then i would have
been like oh my god she's feeling
something right what are you trying to
tell me about this man's finger okay and
i and i do you know and alicia
is also a little like paranoid because i
she she sees people like around she thinks
people are looking at her like because i
think she sells his mom like i can't
be seen
Yeah, well, there's a point where like,
they laugh and Dan's like,
Am I being too loud?
Are we too loud?
What's going on?
So she has this awkward moment.
So she walks in, she's late.
She walks back to the table and says,
I have to go.
Let me pay for this gets her credit
card out.
Dan's like,
I thought you lost your wallet.
you know, my other wallet?
Because I carry multiple wallets.
Like, that's a normal thing to do, Daniel.
Stop making me feel weird, Daniel,
because I carry more than one wallet,
you jerk.
Obvi, obvi, obvi.
It's just like, okay, well, I got it.
And Daniel's like, okay, look,
I work a lot,
got a lot going on.
I'm gonna come back here for dinner.
It's a very sleepless in Seattle type of
situation.
I'm gonna be here for dinner at seven
p.m.
I'd love to have a drink with you.
Show up.
Be here at seven.
You're here.
I'll be happy.
If you're not here,
I won't be as happy.
But just come here.
And Alicia's like, I don't...
He gives her a line of like, listen,
listen.
I just, I like you.
You're funny.
Yeah, you're funny.
I have not heard Alicia say a funny
thing in this episode, but okay.
It was the lawyer thing.
It was the lawyer.
Say you're a lawyer.
What are you?
What's your...
Because earlier he was like,
what's your profession?
I'm a lawyer.
okay and he's like you know i'd want
to have a drink with you if you
were a man or a chimpanzee like i'm
like okay sure sure daniel sure i mean
listen coming out of mr carville's mouth
anything can sound like a smoothie so it's
like all right like damn okay cool cool
cool and i mean he's trying to tell
her like listen listen
don't care i don't care if you don't
care i don't care he openly says like
i know you're married like but we're
adults and i'd want to spend time with
you so be here at seven and she's
like i gotta go i gotta go for
real this time and he goes what about
your credit card it's like the most
awkward goodbye she's like oh yeah my
credit card it's like i'll pay you go
but be back at seven
so alicia goes it very much gives a
listen alicia i'm used to this i've been
married women all the time like this this
old hat to me okay i know you're
i know you're new to this not really
but uh i know i know you're not
used to this so uh just trust me
it's okay i feel like he also yeah
i definitely got the like if you show
up you'll be taken care of type of
deal like i mean a little bit of
a playboy vibe right he's like yeah she's
she's all flustered he's like that's a
girl
I'm used to it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You'll be okay.
You go on ahead.
Get out of here.
I really do wish that he did try
to... I don't know.
touch her hand or something like that yeah
like just to see what her reaction would
be um but she makes her way back
home she's learned how to use the
television however the television has not
gotten any better in this universe it is
the worst television i could ever imagine
i'm sure the writers are having a field
day in the writers room writing this stuff
um she's lying on the couch watching tv
gets a knock on the door veronica shows
up and i love how she was like
Logan wasn't supposed to show up until
later.
I'm so sorry.
I'm here now.
Let's have a conversation.
You just kind of sped past the TV
show that Alicia was watching.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead.
I wrote down the dialogue.
The dialogue is so funny because it's them
really poking fun at these really
self-indulgent TV shows that say words but
don't really say anything at the same
time.
What'd you got?
He goes,
This is the guy that's on all the
bad TV in the Good Wife universe.
It's all in like a red lighted room.
It's very like HBO After Dark.
He's like, sex is a chimera.
I saw a crack whore eat her own
arm.
I saw a baby drown like a cat.
Sex just keeps us occupied because reality
can't be endured.
even this will end in smoke.
It's like, okay.
You just said a whole bunch there without
really saying anything,
which is like a really great observation
of a lot of these shows that we
look at as like, oh, it's so deep.
Where if you really parse it,
it's just like,
they're not really saying anything.
It doesn't really make any sense,
but okay.
It's funny.
It is funny.
Because then, like,
the TV shows on in the background, well,
Veronica and Alicia are talking.
They're like, we're over this.
They end up talking about how they found
out that Alicia's dad had died and it
was Owen who had called to tell
um veronica about it and alicia has this
like reflection she's like i'm like dad
i'm stuck being the good one he always
talked about work he always talked about
staying late to cleaning up he or staying
late to clean up he said once that
there are people who make mess and there
are those that clean up and she says
things are not as simple as they used
to i'm spinning i can't stop i don't
know what to do
and veronica consoles her as this is
happening but like again starker channing
amazing because you can tell like she's
really feeling it along with with alicia i
think more than alicia at this point i
was like way to show up and show
some acting it was good
Then later we see Alicia outside the
restaurant, assuming around seven p.m.
ish after she got the call from Finn
asking about Diane and she's outside
looking through the window at David and
she says, it's one drink.
Why is that a problem?
And she walks away and she says,
who am I being faithful to?
And I think like this struck a chord.
I don't know.
I did not go back to verify this,
but I think that is something that Will
told her once.
like who are you being faithful to like
why why are you doing this um so
we leave with her never going to dinner
with david and kind of walking across of
course it's raining it's very dramatic the
streets are wet with new rain and she
walks across the street and leaves
I can never escape the fact that this
is a TV show and these things are
supposed to happen on TV shows.
So how are we supposed to know what
the characters are thinking?
It was like,
who sits there and says these things out
loud to themselves?
Why is one drink a problem?
Who am I being fake?
Okay, Jason, I live by myself.
I talk to myself a lot,
like a lot, like a lot.
Most of the time I'm saying,
if you were me, which you are,
where would you put this?
Where would you have put this thing?
Or what was I doing?
Why did I get up?
See, those are like little, like,
I don't know if you are like,
you know, having a self-essential crisis,
you know, talking to yourself out loud.
But I get it's supposed to because,
you know,
how else are we going to know what
the characters are thinking?
We can't hear inside their mind.
But it always just trips me up when
I see those things.
And, you know,
it's like the who am I being faithful
to line?
It's like, is it Peter?
No.
is it's will like am i am i
being like oh for sure it doesn't feel
like i'm cheating on will
I think, well, I think she's also,
I think she doesn't know.
Like she doesn't know who she's being
faithful to.
And I think she's never been faithful to
herself because as someone who has lived
the good life,
the life of always doing the right thing,
the life of always doing what's expected
of you, doing all of these things,
showing up in that way.
uh didn't really give me at least enough
time to know who i am and what
i want but i was being faithful to
this like idea of just show up and
do this thing and life will unfold in
front of you well not so much not
so much and so i think what she's
saying is like like where is this
autopilot faithfulness coming to like what
am am i being faithful to my dad
by cleaning up being the cleaner am i
being faithful
to Will and the idea of this love
that I never said yes to?
Am I being faithful to never saying yes
to what I really want?
There's a lot of ways it could go.
I think you're putting a lot into that.
Is that surprising?
Not at all.
I don't know where you're going with it,
but I took it to mean,
why am I being faithful to a dead
man?
I can't...
oh for sure yes you know he's not
coming back like it's not as if he's
gonna come back and have a relationship we
didn't have we weren't even in a
relationship when he died but it's just
like
thought of her moving on and it's funny
because I don't think this is about Peter
at all.
I really don't.
No, no, no.
We have our arrangement.
It's like even when Will was alive,
they weren't together.
She was with Peter but now since Will
has died,
I think she's almost convinced herself
that she was in a relationship with Will
and everyone around her
treats her as if she was in a
relationship with will because it's like
you know uh veronica is consoling her
about like losing the person she loved
basically i'm like i get it like she
relates to will and owen did the same
thing the episode prior so it's just funny
how like everyone is everyone is convinced
and alicia's convinced herself that she
was in this like relationship with will
which she wasn't and it's it's it's funny
for her to be asking that question of
herself like
Who am I being unfaithful to?
A man that's dead and will never come
back?
And I wasn't in a relationship to begin
with?
I think it's also kind of like,
why is it so hard for me to
jump into something new?
Or to take a chance to be happy.
Why can't I be happy?
Why can't I move on?
I do what I want to do.
I think she really did want to have
dinner.
She got dressed.
She went there.
The whole thing.
Yeah.
She wants to take a leap,
but something is just pulling her and that
something is Will.
It's like pulling her back from it to
be like, I can't.
Maybe she needs to listen to When Beneath
My Wings a couple more times to really
get it out of her system.
The only other things that happened in
this episode was the relationship between
Eli and Finn.
So, Eli, again...
That's a good way to put it,
the relationship.
It is.
I think it really is.
Because I think Eli is a little turned
on by the fact that he has this
opportunity to be a campaign manager
again.
Well,
I think this is definitely more of a
situationship.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's not...
Eli is not breaking up with Peter.
There's no equality happening here.
At first,
he feels like this is an obligation.
But I think you're right.
As Eli gets more into the campaign
managing, he's like, oh, yeah.
I'm feeling the juices again.
I'm feeling the old feeling again.
Eli starts off,
he's very worried because Finn is losing.
And he's like,
he can't lose because Peter endorsed him.
So we have to make this work.
So he calls Finn and says,
I set up a TV interview for you.
Come by my office at two.
Finn's like, who is this?
And he's also like,
you set the interviews at six.
He's like, yeah,
but my prep starts at two.
So we see Eli prepping him for this
interview.
And it's like,
why do you want to be state's attorney?
Well,
because Jimmy Castro is not a good man.
Well,
who the frick cares what a good man
is?
You know,
like really just kind of playing the
political analyst part here.
I he's like,
I really care about what you can do
for me as a citizen.
He talks about like writing the wrongs of
the department.
And he was like, yeah, OK,
tell me about being shot.
And Finn says, you know, like,
I was in a courtroom,
guy took out a gun, shot, he's like,
yeah,
but are you the hero of the story?
Like, no,
Will is the hero of the story.
And so Eli kind of coaches Finn through
how to make
thin sound like a hero without not
sounding like a hero and also explaining
to him like people want to hear the
horror of this if people wanted clean cut
kind and a haircut that's what i would
be coaching you on but people don't want
that
They want to hear the horror of the
situation.
I am here to establish you.
And at this point, like, Eli,
I would say is, like, warmed up.
Like, he's like, okay, this is okay.
Then we cut to the interview.
And I got to tell you, like,
Eli is in the control room watching Finn
do this thing.
He's like, yeah, okay, go ahead.
say it say it like he's like yeah
oh my god i i literally wrote in
my notes like eli is creaming his jeans
right now so is he so is he's
just like okay see and i put in
my notes eli is so turned on by
this because finn does a great job
answering the questions he does say that
he was not the hero of the story
he was helping the hero of the story
he was trying to help will and passes
that hurdle very well but then the
interviewer who which was
that lady you've seen her mandy post i
think is her name yeah we've seen her
yes throughout this throughout the series
yes brings up the fact that finn's sister
leah died by suicide and drug addiction
and finn is not flustered by this at
all he says uh well because the
interviewer also brings up the fact that
like the family took a tough love approach
and really didn't help her in her final
days and
And Finn says, well,
anyone accustomed with drug addiction
knows that the family does everything,
including tough love,
because you want to help.
And ultimately,
it wasn't up to us whether she lived
or died.
And at this point, Eli's like,
I need a cigarette at this moment.
oh my god this is a guy this
is a guy because Finn walks out of
that and says I should have told her
to go to hell and Eli's like that's
when you know you're a true politician
it's when you don't do that so I
have a feeling there's like at least a
one way I don't think like I don't
think Finn wants to do this at all
but I know that he's doing it because
he has to do it because of the
situation but Eli is back in his campaign
manager bag and
feeling all the highs um and really is
going to help then kind of get over
that i don't even know if he's officially
even finn's campaign manager he's just
like well no one else is doing this
like yeah pretty much well he calls and
he's like and you talk to your campaign
manager it's like the who the what the
what now
i mean because finn was kind of forced
into this uh you know this was alicia's
hair brain scheme and then peter ran with
it and did some things that you know
that no one approved of which is like
classic peter it's just like okay i guess
i'm doing this question mark okay so we're
doing this
Yeah,
so he's kind of like doing the least
and he has no you have to do
something because now now I'm invested
because Peter has invested himself.
So we have to make sure this is
a success as he's going to begrudgingly
drag Finn into the state's attorney's race
and probably make him win to a job
that he did not actually want.
I don't I honestly don't remember where
this ends up where this goes.
I do know he is going to have
to leave for a nineteen twenties England
at some point.
Yes.
Yes.
And then at some point,
Negan will take over.
If you know, you know.
Yes.
So that's what we got.
We got Diane kind of fighting for her
life at the firm.
Alicia dealing with the fact that she
doesn't really know what to do.
And also, I do want to say, like,
Alicia, give yourself some time.
Like, it's been like, what, two,
three days?
Right.
Well, not two, three days,
but like maybe two, three weeks.
Yeah.
But it hasn't been a lot of time
to kind of process everything that has
happened in this moment.
But she's trying to find her feet again.
And then we've got Eli and Finn teaming
up to take the state's attorney's office.
Good old Feli.
Good old Feli.
So that's where we landed in episode
twenty.
We've only got two episodes left of season
five and then we are entering the
penultimate end game of this series.
The end game.
Jason.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Well, I'll tell you,
there's some fresh mess that I'm talking
about.
The Season Twenty of Married at First
Sight just came out.
It came out as if you're listening to
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It came out yesterday.
So me and Asia Welch are going to
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We're excited.
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So we're excited to dive into that with
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