The Good Wife: Season 5, Episode 7 - The Next Week
Welcome to The Good Pod,
where today we're talking The Good Wife,
season five, episode seven, the next week.
I am one of your hosts, Jason Reed.
With me, as always, Marissa Garza.
Marissa, is your green light on?
No.
I mean, yes, actually.
Okay.
Yeah, I was like, no.
also are you good are you good are
you good yeah i'm good are you good
i'm good is your green light on my
green light's on okay for the moment i'm
meaning for everyone to see me right now
as i as i am doing things uh
if you weren't paranoid about uh hacking
shanigans if you saw this episode you
Well,
those were the days when the green light
would go on.
Now,
they could do that without turning the
green light on.
Okay, so stop scaring me.
Stop scaring me.
Yeah, also, before we get started,
I have a concern that I want to
bring up.
The other... Yeah,
last episode with our friend Richard Kind,
I...
I said some some unkind things about
Richard Karn.
And I would just like to say,
for anyone listening out there,
especially Richard Karn, Richard Karn,
I have no beef with you, sir.
Please stop stalking me.
Okay.
Ever since we talked about Richard Karn,
I have been seeing it.
Stop saying his name.
You know what I need to do?
I need to turn my phone off as
I'm doing it because that's what's doing
it.
I said Richard Karn so much that my
phone is feeding me Richard Karn stuff,
okay?
So first of all, I...
Like the day after that,
I listened to a podcast.
You know what the freaking ad is before
the podcast?
It's a podcast.
It's an ad featuring Richard Karn.
I forgot what it was.
RK.
Just call him RK.
Featuring RK.
Okay.
I forgot what he was hawking,
but he was on that thing.
Okay.
And then a couple days later.
mean i'm working because for those that
don't know i work in retail i work
at different retail establishments i'm in
a walmart and what do i see the
freaking pocket hose advertised by art i'm
saying it's i'm saying it softly so that
my phone doesn't hear so advertised by
arcade it's a whole palette display and i
said i said to marissa i said
i've told her every time it happened
except for one it happened again yesterday
i'm on facebook minding my own business
and for some reason facebook decided to
push to me something called steel con i'm
assuming is in pittsburgh a con a
convention for people i don't know i
assume it's in like pittsburgh or
something and you know what you know who's
featured in this photo in steel con
It's a freaking home improvement reunion
with RK and the mom from that show
and the hot tool time lady.
I forgot what her name was.
Pamela Anderson?
No, not her.
The other one.
The one that took over for Pam Anderson
at some point.
uh i was like oh my like sir
please stop stalking me okay i'm sorry
that i besmirched your name that i said
what your kind was better than you i'm
sorry so sucky please leave me alone wrong
leave me be karn leave me be so
i text marissa every time it happens leave
me be karn
Okay, Patricia Richardson, the mom.
Do you know why the show ended of
Home Improvement?
Do you know about the story?
Is it because the mom was getting paid
like Tim Allen or something?
Yeah, that was it.
She demanded equal pay and they were like,
well,
we might as well just cancel the show.
Tim Allen was like,
because that's what he does.
Although,
it would be interesting if RK had a
different take on that.
We don't know.
We're not sure.
Are him and Tim Allen friends?
Are they not friends?
Because Tim Allen has got some... Yeah,
he's got his own issues.
Some controversial opinions,
we'll just say that.
So, yeah, I don't know.
If RK is against TA,
then maybe I can take some stock.
But it's unsettling for me that I started
talking about RK on this podcast and he
just started popping up everywhere
afterwards.
Yeah.
Leave me be, Karn.
Leave me be.
Anyway,
I just need to get that off my
chest.
I feel like the people that listen to
this podcast would appreciate that
experience I've been going through since
we talked about it last episode.
But let's, you know,
we'll start getting to the episode proper.
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Now, that's all the way, Marissa.
Let's get into the episode.
let's do this uh come on i end
up saying italian in spanish but this
episode starts with a guy driving a car
trying to learn italian is how are you
how are you doing what's going on uh
and let me tell you something i'm not
doing well because listen
When you see this guy on this show,
for those of you that know, you know.
If you know, you know.
It's kind of a if you know,
you know.
If you don't know, just keep watching.
Just wait.
Just wait.
Just keep watching.
Just keep watching.
Let's just say this episode is not the
only time we'll see this gentleman on this
show.
If you know, you know.
So I was like, oh my God,
is it time?
Is this it?
And so I was living, you know,
I was going through things.
He was having a moment.
He was having a moment.
I was going through things during this
whole episode.
I was like, this isn't the time, right?
This is not time yet, right?
It's not time yet, right?
We should say that you were having a
moment because you did go ahead and you
did watch ahead of time.
a little bit.
Well, yes.
That was your original freak out moment.
I just wanted to get that on the
record.
Because this was not intentional.
But the episode did autoplay after last
episode.
You can turn autoplay off.
It's called protection.
Yeah,
but when I'm actually wanting to watch
something,
I still want the autoplay going.
So I did end up seeing one second
of this episode and saw this guy.
I was like, oh my god.
So, again, if you know... If you know,
you know.
If you know, you know.
But right now, Jason, right now,
this guy... Right now.
He's just trying to learn Italian, okay?
He's driving.
He's just trying to learn Italian.
He gets pulled over by the cops,
and he's like, listen,
I was just doing .
I don't know what I could be pulled
over for.
And in typical cop fashion,
they're like...
Is that alcohol?
Is that alcohol in your breath?
Oh, would you like to come in?
Or are you willing to do a breathalyzer?
And he's like, yeah, okay.
And the cop's like, oh, shucks.
We don't have one in the car.
You're going to have to come to the
station.
Ain't those funny?
A cab, a hundred percent.
Like, this is ridiculous.
It was funny.
I could see someone in the car.
I could not make out who it was.
I could see someone else in the patrol
car behind them.
I was like, who is that?
We'll find out.
We'll find out in a bit.
He was like, you know what?
I left my breathalyzer in my other pants.
You're going to need to come to the
station.
Aw, shucks.
Back at Lockhart Gardner,
Diane is being welcomed back with open
arms after everything that has gone down
in the conference room.
They're congratulating her,
but we also hear that there is a
malpractice suit happening.
And there's also been a directive by,
I'm assuming,
Will and Diane for the receptionist to
tell them anytime someone calls for Alicia
or mentions Alicia or anything with
Alicia.
So a phone call comes in.
it's the guy in the car whose name
is Jeffrey Grant he calls and he's like
hey I need a lawyer basically so she
wasn't well he says I need Alicia yeah
yeah he calls for Alicia like where's
Alicia give me Alicia they're like oh
Alicia oh so she runs into the conference
room and I would say it was hilarious
because Will and Diane are there and then
David Lee like again David Lee is super
annoying but he's also very comedic he's
just like
behind them,
like I'm also here and also me.
Don't I rate?
We learn from Diane that Jeffrey is the
son of a client, Grant Real Estate.
Alicia handled the case before.
That's why he must be calling.
And she's like,
we don't want to lose him.
Will's like, I'm on it.
This is mine.
I'm going to take it.
And he marches over to get on the
phone with Jeffrey.
And Jeffrey's like, listen,
I've been waiting an hour for a
breathalyzer.
And while he's on the phone,
he looks into the conference room.
David and Howard are fighting.
And
like i'll be right there like i don't
have time for this well he also like
he also goes into the room he's like
hey yeah you all need to stop freaking
fighting we're in this together like we
move together we act together we work
together as a team well and that was
like right before so david lee was
basically saying i bring more money into
this firm than anybody else and
and bull goes in there and says move
together act together and david lee's like
yep that's all i want i just want
to i just want to act together yeah
you're right because he basically said get
with it or leave like you can well
you could do this or you can see
yourself out and david is saying this
because we find out later david is kind
of on the hook for this for this
malpractice suit he's like yeah yeah we we
do this together so if i have to
pay anything we pay it all together right
not just me because we're all in this
together right
It's like genuinely high school musical
back here.
And so Will's on his way out.
He's like, Diane, you got this.
So Diane does her like,
let me explain to you and the audience
what is happening.
She says we are being sued for a
malpractice case from the Gopnik failed
adoption for six million dollars.
What happened was there was a.
finding that the biological father is
one-eighth Chippewa,
which gave the tribe an opportunity to
have a say in this case.
And so they're like, did we know this?
What's going on?
Who signed off on this?
None other than Alicia Florek.
So cut to Floric Agos and Associates,
a.k.a.
Alicia's office or Alicia's apartment.
It's chaos over there.
They're still talking about office space,
still trying to figure these things out
while basically walking through.
I don't know why Zach was in his
mom's room, to be quite honest,
but he ends up in his mom's room
and he finds out.
First of all,
I didn't know that she had an iMac
in her house.
in her uh room but she does she
has this computer in her room and he
notices that the green light is on on
alicia's computer this place is chock full
of computers first of all oh yeah after
like we only have one computer and it
has to be in the living room and
you have to because we don't want you
looking at porn zach um but now they're
everywhere
think he was going to the bathroom through
alicia's room because i think i remember
in the last episode they like messed up
the kids toilet like so now alicia's
toilet is the only toilet that works so
i think that's why he was going through
her room okay okay i i had to
think about it too i was like why
is he because i thought he was going
to his room and then we finally like
oh it's alicia's room like why are you
going through alicia's room it's like oh
yeah she has the bathroom
that uh he doesn't know that his parents
after on the toilet and at this point
alicia is like doing her best like we
got the will speech of we move together
we act together we're all one team and
now we've got the alicia like
This is how Stern Lockhart started.
This is going to make us better.
We're going to have to do all this.
And as she does that,
there's a knock at the door.
And who is it?
None other than our favorite process
server.
Yeah,
process server with a deposition for her
for a malpractice case.
And Carrie's like, they're getting like,
are they seeing this?
We should sit back.
She's like, no, they're getting sued.
And I'm a witness.
And I think in this moment, she says,
ooh, I got them over a barrel.
Let's go.
They need my help.
uh will arrives at the police department
he's like oh suddenly i've been doing my
homework which is like very kind of rare
for will like he's he it's not that
he doesn't do his homework but usually
he's like so confident in himself that he
doesn't do it but i think you i
think you misunderstood i think he's he's
commenting on what's his face jeffrey
doing his homework oh oh he's like oh
you're doing homework huh yeah what are
you doing your homework for well like what
are you talking about
um and he notices while he's there that
geneva is already that because he's like
hold on let me just like go get
you out of this and then he looks
and he's like it's geneva it's geneva pine
you know i looked at some geneva pine
do we need some geneva pine music actually
hit him hit him with the feet and
the ducks
That was Feeding the Ducks.
We've been researching the StreamYard
soundboard, y'all.
We found some weird things.
Play Feeding the Ducks again.
Play it for them again.
This is Feeding the Ducks.
Feeding the Ducks.
It's the best one in this entire pantheon
of sounds that we have available,
which is like eight.
Right?
This fits Geneva.
Fits Geneva to a T. But again,
Feeding the Ducks.
How is this labeled?
Well,
because I think StreamYard is a duck,
but also, I don't know.
Is Feeding the Ducks some sexual innuendo
that I'm unaware of?
Because that's what goes with this music.
You can email us at thegoodpodfeedback at
gmail.com and let us know.
Come on, baby.
We're going to go feed the ducks right
now.
Like what?
Is that what that means?
What?
oh so Will originally is like let me
go take care of this use Geneva's there
take a step back and then he like
gets the lowdown from Jeffrey around
what's going on and he's like what did
the patrolman say and he's like well we're
gonna need this breathalyzer and oh yeah
Geneva that lady over there she was in
the car with me and also they got
a cotton swab of my mouth
like and this is all like like like
red flags for will he's like this is
this should not be happening what the yeah
it's like hey hey my guy you probably
should have mentioned that as soon as i
got here like why are you bearing the
lead like oh oh yeah and you know
what they had me sign a statement they
had me sign a confession they had me
swear under oath that i did whatever it
was they wanted me to do like sir
like this is
not cool it's like it's like oh yeah
they got like for some reason took my
dna like you think that was important to
mention before now well and then like his
next quiz like have you been arrested for
anything ever like what is what at this
point at this point we'll see through this
whole thing it's like okay you were you
were like bogusly pulled over to for
because there's something else going on
with you so so what what are your
other issues like oh no i got nothing
i got nothing if geneva's here we got
problems
Yeah, and Geneva's like, yeah,
he's arrested for drinking and driving.
So he goes back over to Jeffrey and
he's like, look, they got us for now,
but we're going to fight this.
So the next time we see them,
they're in court.
Important to note, before Will leaves,
he's like,
so you're going to get arrested.
Oh, breathe into this.
I'm going to breathe into this.
That should have been my message board.
Breathe into this.
and he basically has a pocket breathalyzer
so he brings this up in court in
front of the judge and says like the
legal limit in illinois is point zero
eight my clients level on this pocket
breathalyzer like this whole excuse of not
having a breathalyzer in the car is a
little facetious because i have a pocket
one right here and his level is point
zero zero zero zero one and the george
the judge is like that's
a lot of zeros i i call this
judge normal guy yeah definitely normal
judge blue collar yeah at this point she
was like basically like oops so sorry did
i do that wait what we're gonna let
the charges go and will's like yeah you
are and you're gonna destroy that dna she
was like that
about that the dna does have a match
to a murder on a campus that jeffrey
goes to of a college that um jeffrey
goes to and it's a familial hit so
it could basically be anyone in his family
and was like that's not enough to hold
him but the judge says listen we're gonna
hold him until you can charge him and
you have forty eight hours to charge him
so that's where we're kind of at
yeah and it's interesting because you know
the reason that Jeffrey has was targeted
the way he was is because the dad
got arrested for assault which is the case
that Alicia got him out of and so
because he was arrested and charged the
dad had to give his DNA and through
that
that matched the dna found at this the
murder scene of this danny person and it
was a familial hit so it's like oh
a guy in this family committed this murder
and just so happens a guy in his
family goes to the same college as this
girl so bada bing bada boom they're like
all right we gotta
we got to hold and we have to
charge him in order to actually test the
dna to get like to to get make
sure that jeffrey is a match so for
now we we can't like concretely prove that
he was one that that killed this person
but we have to like geneve's gonna have
to charge him officially because he's not
charged officially right now uh in order
to get to get a dna test yeah
he's just being held
alicia arrives back at lockhart gardner um
and she she is like she's feeling good
she's feeling good about herself the
receptionist is like oh i gotta go let
me go run front and she's like i'm
just gonna walk through here she owns the
place she's just reveling in her power
right now like i am i'm freaking all
y'all out because y'all i was i was
a big bad witch here the other day
you know i'm just like because everybody's
like everybody sees you like ducks out of
the way like oh my god it's alicia
run
who has moved into alicia's office after
he has cleared it of brimstone as he
says why because you would assume that
means alicia had a better office than
david i was like why would that be
the case i think david's office was not
as close because they think he's becoming
more of a name well we're gonna try
to become a name partner like he's getting
closer to will and diane that's the only
reason i think why he moved
but um and then alicia sees diane and
diane goes mrs florick and alicia says
miss lockhart i also love when uh when
she scores off of david she's like i
really hurt you haven't i that gave me
chills i was like oh my god yeah
that was good
So,
they're sitting in the conference room
kind of discussing what this testimony is
going to be and I love like David
is so petty,
so petty he only brings water for for
Diane and himself,
not for Alicia and he like there's a
file in between them and so Alicia goes
to like reach for it and David's
whaps it away from her basically like no
um they do you talk about that this
is the gopnik adoption she did find out
that the doctor was one eath chippewa and
so the tribe had to say and alicia's
like yes i knew that and they're asked
they ask her like yeah but like did
you tell the gopniks and this is where
alicia's like
Yeah, like so much has happened.
So much has happened.
I don't, you know,
like my financial responsibilities,
like it's like hard to remember,
like without my capital contribution of
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
it's just like really,
really hard to remember.
And Diane looks at her and says,
sometimes I look at you and wonder if
you changed or if you were always like
this.
And she says.
I had the best teachers in the world.
I couldn't help but change.
Again, chills.
And so basically, Dan's like,
so you're not going to help unless we
pay you.
And she's like, yeah, you pay me.
I'll help you.
She's like, what will your testimony be?
She's like, check first.
Run me my money now.
And at this point,
Diane can see it's just like she's got
us.
Like,
we have to do this because one hundred
fifty thousand dollars is a lot less than
six million dollars.
Then we see a scene over at Floric
Agos and Associates.
I put in my notes, Floric Gardner.
Oh, dreams.
We see Clark.
Clark is back.
Clark.
my buddy i was like oh my gosh
i did not honestly i did not remember
this i was like oh my god i
did not even i thought last time we
saw clark was last time we went to
see clark i was like oh my gosh
i like this he's back he is very
like bewildered at the sight of this um
law firm because he's greeted by grace at
the door and i should try to hit
on him when he answered the door like
hey how are you are you here for
the computers are you here for the firm
it's like oh i'm here for the firm
She's like, cool, huh?
And he's like, uh-huh.
So cool.
He basically delivers the news that the
financials aren't good.
You're basically billing on depositions,
which is not a sustainable way to do
it.
And it's expensive for you and your time.
So he suggests moving document review to
Bangalore, which is an outsourcing thing,
which was a very big topic at this
time.
You know what?
I was wondering if there's a deep cut
reference because he goes,
you're going to have to push all your
depots to Bangalore, India.
And Zeps goes, oh yeah,
I've heard about that.
Because he was the guy that was on
the sitcom outsourcing to India.
I was like, oh, y'all see that?
Did y'all caught that?
I was like, oh, I did.
That was a good catch.
I liked that joke.
That was a fun show.
is outsourcing's number one fan i will
reference it all the time uh so at
this point zach is seeing that like the
green light is happening other places so
she he goes and tells alicia about this
whole situation and then she's like okay
let's have conversations not by computers
and she tells carrie and clark what's
going on and they're like who would do
this like
diane do this she's like no but david
lee would and carrie's like let's use this
at first clark is like i know people
and and carrie's like no like let's use
this and clark of course is like this
is a firm you guys like not a
children's game like this is real this is
a real life situation that's happening but
they're so in it yeah you know you
don't get it you don't get it like
it's a thing between us and like our
gardener we do prank wars on each other
this is what we do like
We hate the other side.
We hate the other team.
Important to know,
this is where Zach gives her like the,
hey, you're being ratted.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Ratted.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Sometimes I'm like,
sometimes I think you're making up names
for things,
but I know remote access tool is like
a real thing, but I haven't heard.
That's what the kids are calling it,
Marissa.
Right, right, right, right.
What do I know?
Getting ratted, mom.
You're getting ratted.
I mean, all I've heard is glazed lately.
Oh, yes.
Glazed.
Aura.
Aura farming.
Aura farming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
Kalinda, Will,
and Diane go meet with Jeffrey,
and Jeffrey's in jail, and he's like,
I never met this Danny person,
Danny Littlejohn?
Yes.
Yeah, Danny Littlejohn,
but there was a rumor that she was
sleeping with her professor,
and she had ketamine,
like she was using ketamine,
ketamine in her system.
kalinda automatically asked about the men
in in the family and he's like really
there's no one else except for one time
uncle jim dropped by to help with this
computer and so kalinda's gonna go check
that out will brings jeffrey his textbooks
and they chat about italy they're really
uh they're really bonding over italy there
They're bonded.
Who knew?
I did not know that Will had an
Italy fascination, curiosity.
I could see it.
I mean, I could see it,
but I just did not.
Kalinda walks out of there going,
this guy did it.
Like, there's no...
There's no way he didn't.
Diane says he did something,
but I'm not sure what it was.
Will says, I think he's just nervous.
Diane's like, I got to go.
And Will,
you don't want to know where I'm going
to.
But he is surprised that Alicia is going
to help.
He's like, oh, she's going to help us,
huh?
All right, Will.
Take it down a few notches.
And so now it's time for the deposition
with Alicia and Carter Schmidt.
Carter's back.
Carter's back.
also known as the guy hunter parish no
hunter parish is jeffrey oh yeah yeah okay
we could talk about him in a minute
but carter schmidt we've talked we've seen
before and have heard about before um he
is the accordion playing person who is the
other guy he's he's the guy okay so
back background guy
He is the Ellsworth guy, yes.
He's also the guy from,
it was season four at this point?
Yes, or late season four, where he helped,
well, he didn't help.
He was on the other side of this
case where there was the surrogate who
they didn't want to try to deliver.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Yes.
That's right, with Donna.
Yes.
Yeah,
and they get referenced here as well
because Alicia's like,
how are the Eisen stats?
He goes, unhappy.
I'm like...
unhappy why like i wish you could have
gotten because we were wondering at the
end of that episode of like what's going
to happen with that baby like what's up
like right did the baby get delivered is
the baby healthy did the baby not go
to term like what happened we didn't
really get any other any other details
you're just like they're unhappy okay why
well it may have been a situation similar
to this where the uh like they didn't
get the baby
So he is deposing Alicia to talk about
this case.
And Alicia's like,
I just was the day-to-day person.
It was really like shuffling paper.
David Lee was the supervising attorney.
I just did all of the work, basically.
well she also well she also mentions the
fact that like other people were doing
other things yeah there were there were
people doing groundwork that i was just
kind of monitoring i didn't really do like
a lot of the grunt work other people
did some some of the grunt work including
anthony just like yes okay who i forgot
who he was until later this episode yeah
She does say that she told the couple
about the one eighth Chippewa and the
tribe wanting to get involved here,
but the couple decided to continue on with
the adoption.
At this point,
Carter Schmidt brings up the fact,
she's like,
oh yeah but didn't you recently leave i
mean oh maybe maybe you were pushed out
like i thought you want to be more
forthcoming about this firm that pushed
you out of your thing and then he
says to diane isn't there a german word
for that and she says like a word
which i am not gonna pretend to say
i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it
it's uh um gesunder muffin which is like
why are we turning diane for german dot
words is this a comedic moment i have
no idea what's happening like is this in
the good wife universe is she known for
knowing german terms and phrases we just
don't he's never heard that part of her
At this point,
Alicia's given a piece of paper to read
from, doing that whole, like, read,
tell me what this piece of paper is.
And she says,
the check from the Lockhart Gardner
account for ten thousand dollars.
And Carter Schmidt says,
would it surprise you to learn that the
tribe basically thinks this was a bribe to
stop the tribe from being involved in
this?
And at this point, he keeps, like,
pressuring her, like,
maybe you want to say something about this
firm that kind of screwed you over.
And she doesn't give in.
Yeah.
Which I thought was interesting.
I was like... Well,
I don't think she knew...
she doesn't your money well it doesn't
matter like she got her money she should
have got her money already because she
wasn't she wasn't doing nothing until she
got that money so she got her money
but she's still and i don't i think
she's she's genuine the fact that she
didn't know about what this check was
she's like i had right i had no
idea what this is uh so she's a
little caught off guard right now so she's
like i hate you guys but i don't
know if i hate you enough to get
you a six million dollar lawsuit against
you i don't know i'm gonna play it
by ear
Meanwhile,
Will goes to catch up with Professor
Delaney,
the professor who was rumored to be
sleeping with Danny Littlejohn.
And basically,
Professor Delaney has no time for this.
He's on the phone.
He says to Will,
I was cleared of her murder.
Basically, goodbye.
Will turns like half a step.
And who's there?
None other than Owen.
very conveniently also at this university
and we learned that he's been named
professor of the month and has a lot
of frozen yogurt which i thought was
hilarious i thought also he was like it's
like uh also they call me professor
cavanaugh i was like oh i didn't know
i don't think i knew alicia's maiden name
until now so she could have been alicia
cavanaugh yeah she could have been she
could have been
Well, she was.
She definitely was for a period of her
life.
Yes.
If she followed through with some things.
Doesn't roll off the tongue like Alicia
Floring.
That's true.
Alicia Cavanaugh.
He...
It is revealed in the conversation that he
hasn't talked to Alicia,
so he does not know what's going on
with her and Will.
Because obviously,
Owen sees Will and is like,
oh my god,
my sister's one true love is here.
Mm-hmm.
let me talk to her so they go
into owen's office and talk about um the
rumors around professor delaney like
owen's kind of uncomfortable about it all
but he does reveal to will that professor
delaney had something called the b plus
club where he would invite people over to
his house anyone who had a b plus
or higher and the students would use that
as a moment to hook up and it
apparently was encouraged by professor
delaney
and a couple of interesting things about
this moment like will strategically i
think decides like oh you haven't talked
to alicia um let me pump you for
some information before uh anything else
comes out like you know uh so uh
so you haven't talked to alicia huh so
you you would still be willing to help
me if i if i asked you for
help because i think if you knew the
truth you wouldn't ask me for help or
you wouldn't give me the help i'm asking
for
Well, I think what's really interesting,
well, after he continued,
first he asked about Jeffrey,
was Jeffrey in this club?
And he's like, I guess so,
because he's a good student.
Like,
I don't see any reason why he wouldn't
be in this club.
Which kind of flies in the face of
Jeffrey insisting he had no idea who Danny
was.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So this is when Owen says to Will,
how's Alicia doing?
And Will is, like, very honest.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Yeah, I mean...
She says, I don't know.
She's no longer with my firm.
She left three weeks ago.
And Owen's like, what?
And he's like, what happened?
And Will says, I honestly have no idea.
And I think that is true.
That's definitely true.
Because he's like, I still don't know why.
Like,
he chooses to leave out some things of
like, yeah, you know,
I found out what she was doing.
I went and like threw everything off her
desk and screamed and yelled at her.
Yeah, you know, he left those parts out.
But he's like, yeah,
I genuinely have no idea why she did
this to me.
Like, I thought we were.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, he is.
like still confused about this,
which I don't blame him for.
Kalinda goes to visit Uncle Jim,
Jeffrey's Uncle Jim.
And I loved this little section for many
reasons.
First of all,
can we talk about the porch and the
number of lawn ornaments on that porch?
It was amazing.
There were flamingos.
There were pinwheels.
There were a bunch of things.
Very great.
Loved it.
But Kalinda goes and asks Uncle Jim about
Jeffrey.
And I love when Uncle Jim says,
who are you?
And Kalinda says, Kalinda?
I'm Kalinda, bitch.
That's all you need to know.
Yeah.
And she's like,
you're the only male relative here.
And he's like, oh,
you're looking for male DNA for man DNA.
Hold on just one second.
and he goes and finds a picture of
himself pre-transition so uncle jim is a
trans man love to see it especially in
the early two thousand tens or wherever
the heck we are we're probably in twenty
fourteen at this point um but i loved
that this was a little reveal and he
says jeffrey doesn't know about me nor
does he know that he has a half
brother boy jeffrey's life's about to be
turned upside down in many different ways
here a lot of revelations about the family
coming out
Back in Alicia's apartment,
Carrie and Clark, okay, first of all,
Carrie is off book in this situation.
Clark is very much on book.
They are doing a little skit by the
computer to be overheard by who they think
is Lockhart Gardner.
And Clark is like, oh,
did you say you heard from the Paisley
group?
And Kara's like, yeah, Diane's top client.
We heard from her.
Oh, my gosh.
And, like,
Clark is very much reading his lines.
You can see Kara looking at him like,
come on, man.
Feel the words.
Yeah, like, be with me.
Feel the lines.
So funny.
David calls Alicia and he's like, hey,
so funny thing.
um yeah you were an associate on this
case but about halfway through the case
you were promoted to partner so you are
now responsible or liable for the six
million dollars so start getting that
together because this is what's gonna
happen yeah it's a game of hot potato
with liability here yeah yeah it's like
yours mine yours mine um at this point
alicia tells the firm
And I don't know, like,
Outsource Carrie is very much like,
they come for one of us,
they come for all of us.
She's like, okay.
He's very into it.
He's like, alright, Zeps.
I'm liking you a little more, Zeps.
Come on, get it.
In the middle of this,
Owen knocks on the door and is like,
hey,
I could use a lawyer or I could
find one.
And she's like,
who told you about the situation?
And Owen is still also very flabbergasted
that this is the environment that his
sister is working in.
he's like oh well about about that who
told me yeah so they go sit down
he's like it was will who told me
he came to my he came to my
college and was asking questions and he
let me know and alicia is like who
what what happened and owen's like it's
kind of fun to watch you like flail
considering you're like in warrior
princess mode right now
And he clocks it like any good sibling
would do.
He's like, this, this, this,
all of this that's happening around here
is because you're afraid of leaving your
marriage for Will.
It's not because of any other, like,
you really want to start your own firm?
No,
you just wanted to be away from this
man.
clocked her tea hard it was like don't
front with me you can't you can throw
everybody else you can't front with me i
know you're doing this yeah you're doing
this resist the temptation of will gardner
let you stand on my car to make
a phone call to this man
talk to you on our road trip back
from Seattle about this man.
During this,
it was Grace walks through the scene
basically and says,
do you know where Zach is?
They get Zach to go into Grace's room
through Alicia's bathroom.
So again, yes,
they think the firm placement is happening
here.
I think the setup there... Oh, yeah,
that's right.
What do you call it?
The Jack and Jill bathroom?
It's like her bedroom and his bedroom are
like connected by a bathroom yes grace is
like my webcam's on when did it happen
like five minutes ago uh so at the
same time clark is like i worked the
books at lockhart gardner i'm thinking
about your your lawsuit alicia i can help
you out because i know everything because
as we know everything's in the books
So back at Lockhart Gardner,
David Lee is like, listen, Carter Schmidt,
you're not going to win.
You're not going to, like,
this is a losing battle.
And Carter Schmidt's like,
I like losing cases.
It helps with clarity,
which I thought was funny.
I was like, yeah, yeah, we can go.
I'm just waiting for my next witness.
Lo and behold, it's Clark.
David is not happy to be a clerk
at all.
Calls clerk Judas.
He's like calling everyone Judas.
Everyone's Judas.
Everyone is Judas.
I like how Carter kind of like points
out.
He's like, oh,
so you're calling him Judas, right?
Did the record get that?
Judas who betrayed, you know, Jesus.
As if to say like, David,
do you think of yourself as Jesus?
Is that who you think you are?
Yeah.
like good one carter good one yeah that
was good uh and basically clark's
testimony puts into the record that david
was assigned the attorney of record
because clark was saying hey we need more
partner hours to like really kind of beef
up our books here so david was assigned
at this point cut two the liability hot
potato was back in david's hands yeah
Cut to Kalinda,
who has found Jeffrey's half-brother.
She's basically posing as, like,
a labor investigator.
The brother's name is Anderson Prickett,
and she's asking a bunch of questions,
but before the man answers any questions,
he very obviously spits out some gum to
the side.
She's asking all these questions about
working conditions, and also, like,
were you here on August the day that
Danny Littlejohn was killed,
and he
runs for the hill um and oh she's
like i don't care i got this gum
oh you mean kalinda um oh yeah sorry
kalinda yeah like knocks kalinda over to
like get away it's like you don't do
that to kalinda like that's why i couldn't
pull out her gun and shoot the man
like she's like oh my god like i've
never this is like why would you do
that to me uh but i guess this
is to me that's like oh admission of
guilt here we go
Yeah, I thought so too.
At this point,
David Lee is now being deposed by Carter
Schmidt and Alicia is waiting outside to
be redeposed.
We do only hear snippets of the
conversation,
one of them being David saying the check
didn't come from him,
but he knows who sent it.
And at this point,
Will is on the phone with Kalinda learning
about the gum situation and is
stopped because this is the first time
Will has seen Alicia since it all went
down.
well not not specific well kind of this
is the first time he's seen her in
his in his house yes because i mean
they saw each other and the like little
hearings back and forth that they were in
through you know deciding about giving her
the files last episode or whatever this is
the first time she's back in his house
of like oh you dare on their turf
on his dream turf with her
Yeah, they just give each other the eyes.
It's either like the I hate you eyes
or the I want to F you eyes.
With these two,
you could never really know.
You never know.
I really thought it was like
that was like a moment like will it's
like surprised but then he's also like huh
like what do i do with this and
she's like oh and she like adjusts her
posture and everything so it's like oh i
hate you so much but also meet me
in my office bathroom bathroom not office
very specific office bathroom very
specific the bathroom that's next to my
office it's not my office bathroom it's
the bathroom next to the office
And the door to the deposition opens again
and we hear David Lee in a very
David Lee way say,
it was the Indian kid who took the
shot.
It was an Indian kid, you see.
I had nothing to do with it.
It was that guy.
Yeah, you see.
So Alicia runs back to the apartment,
tells Carrie about it, questions Anthony,
aka the Indian kid, about this.
And he's like, yeah, I wrote the check.
And they're like, okay,
did you consult with anyone?
He's like, yeah, I consulted with Howard.
They're like, okay, great.
Let's get you on a deposition.
Call Carter Schmidt.
Let him know that we have this
information.
think it's a thing within the lock our
gardener like offices like if you need
something okayed go to howard he has no
idea what's going on he'll just say yes
to whatever it is you're looking for my
expense report howard yeah exactly i
really i really think the episode was
missing a howard deposition that would
have been nice
That would have been good.
Also at this point,
Zach finds Grace and is like, look,
the computer light is on.
When you walk in there,
he says to his sister,
he says the words,
when you get in there i need you
to start undressing and i'll just be here
and i'll just be here watching i'll be
here watching as i as i do the
tracking i'll just i'll just like no big
deal just go ahead and take all your
clothes off in front of me gosh and
she's like thankfully so she's like what
it's like i don't know like take off
your sweater or something like i don't
know i don't i don't i don't want
to see it it's for the hacker of
course
Obviously, obviously.
We need it to be on long enough
so that we can trace the situation.
Yeah, sure.
Sure is that.
Sure.
Right.
Yeah, go ahead.
You missed a part in the Grace stuff.
zach goes to look up to not yet
not yet i don't think so but yes
he does eventually goes he googles his own
sister and finds out that there is a
site that is selling footage of her sister
of a sister in an undressed state
that's child pornography.
I feel like you really skipped that big
part of it,
like in the in the show itself of
like, well, uh, you know,
that's another paper I can write about how
we let child pornography and pedophilia be
okay in certain situations and don't hold
anyone to account.
But I don't know what other evidence I
would have in today's day and age.
That is something that we do.
Like, as Zach finds this, of course,
he has to like, look at it weirdly.
I'm like,
And then as Zach likes to do,
instead of walking in and explaining
anything,
he just walks into her room and like
forcefully unplugs her computer.
Just like, no way, man.
Like, hey, why are you doing that?
Like, what do you mean?
Can't you just come in and calmly tell
me there's an issue?
You don't need to get acrobat, M.I.G.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yes.
And that kind of, well,
let's just finish that part.
At this point,
then he finds out who was tracking her
and goes to school and basically beats up
this kid.
who was the one who was tracking and
selling this footage apparently and zach
or grace is like he again doesn't
communicate with grace of what's going on
and grace is just like huh what what's
going on but also thank you yeah she
looks like you know as he beats the
hell out of styles which i feel like
we've heard that name before and he's a
creep stop ratting my sister stop it
They fight.
They get into a little bit of a
tussle.
Zach handles his business like a brother
should.
Grace is looking like, oh, my hero.
Because Zach doesn't talk to her or
whatever,
I guess that's the only way that he
shows love to his sister.
Which is still kind of gross and creepy.
It is.
It really is.
uh will gets a call from geneva and
geneva's like i got a deal for you
and we'll like this is great i love
this let's go get the deal and she's
like it's not about the dna it's not
about the dna uh but yeah come see
me and his way out he's walking out
start and it stopped at the elevator
by Owen and Will and Owen have their
own elevator conversation.
And Owen's like, look,
I'm really worried about Alicia.
I just want my sister to be happy.
Do you really think she wanted to start
her own firm?
Like,
do you really think this is something she
wanted to do?
she and Peter are not set in stone
and Will is sitting there like hearing all
this you can tell he's like hearing it
but he's also like I cannot do this
again and so he says to Owen before
leaving the elevator uh it's over goodbye
Owen you messy messy bitch I know I
love it I love it so much
Will goes to visit Jeff in jail and
is basically like, look,
they're going to present the deal.
I just need you to nod and smile
and nod and we'll talk later.
The deal is for a charge of involuntary
manslaughter for two years.
Jeffrey's starting to say stuff and Will
has to be like, nope,
we're going to talk about it.
Bye.
Goodbye, Geneva.
You can leave.
If you really want to go to Italy,
this is a great job.
Yeah, Jeeva's really pushing.
She's like, listen,
if you don't take this,
you have the potential of life in prison.
So you really,
really need to think about this.
And of course, Will's like,
stop trying to influence my client.
Get the hell out of here.
And then he,
I don't know if this is because of
his day, of everything that happened,
but he sits down and tells his client,
or asks his client,
did you kill Danny Littlejohn?
And he says, no.
Jeffrey says, no.
Says, OK, then you're innocent.
So you reject this deal,
which I don't think is a play that
he would have done if he had any
other day or if at least this Alicia
thing was going on.
Well, here's the thing.
I think Will is so confident that they
have won this now because, you know,
when Geneva calls him to bargain,
he's like, oh, that's it.
She wants to bargain.
We won because they now have the gum
from the half brother.
So that's true.
Jeff has convinced Will so much that he
didn't do this.
Will's like, oh, we're good.
Geneva's just trying to salvage anything
she can out of this,
which I think Geneva is also doing because
Geneva also probably is like, uh-oh,
we could be in trouble here if that
DNA comes in.
And we arrested the wrong guy.
So let's get this settled now.
So she's offering him like a little paltry
two years, which, you know, listen,
is a really good deal.
And, you know,
Will is so sure because Jeffrey has
assured him he didn't do this.
He's like, hey.
You didn't do it.
So if you didn't do it,
why would we take this deal?
So you're going to have to reject this
deal, my man.
He's like, I guess like, no, no,
I need you to tell me that you're
rejecting the deal.
Like,
I can't I can't say it for you.
Say it.
Say it to me.
He's like, yeah, all right.
We good.
We Gucci, baby.
We're going to get you out on the
streets because you ain't do this.
We got your brother's gum, man.
We good.
Which I do wonder.
At this point,
I don't even think he knows he has
a half-brother still.
Right.
Did they explain that to him before this
whole thing?
Like, what do you mean?
Like, my half-brother's go, half-brother?
He's like, oh, yeah.
And I got some news about your uncle,
too.
yeah there's a lot a lot going on
for jeffrey and he is like nervous by
not taking this deal and will says to
him this isn't meant to be easy like
this is this is how the system is
set up so will goes over to steve
was like hey we're gonna reject this deal
and he was like oh you really should
have taken it because we just got the
labs back on the uh labs back on
the gum and the cub doesn't match but
we ran the dna on jeffrey and it's
a
match and will's like huh what and
geneva's like clients lie will like it's
this isn't on you like clients lie and
so he goes back um yeah it's like
yeah clients lie meanwhile anthony is
getting deposed for his role in the
adoption case and he says
that yes he wrote the check and then
when asked who told you to write the
check he says alicia and alicia was in
charge the whole time and alicia is in
this deposition room like they set this up
so that she would hear directly from him
this turn and she's like wait what are
you doing and david was like you are
here as a guest and you will be
removed
You better stop getting uppity.
You better stop having this little
outburst.
It's like, what the hell?
Listen,
I think we all knew at some point
Anthony was going to do this because
Anthony's been nothing but a sniveling
little weasel.
Well, he wants his money.
Yeah,
he wants his money and he wants what
he gets from Lockhart Gardner.
It's a partnership.
It's a partnership.
And so we knew this little weasel was
going to do this at some point.
And this was the perfect opportunity for
him to turn on everybody else.
Like, oh, yes, it was Alicia.
It was her back there.
Like, you lying piece of crap.
He was a rat.
Oh, rats.
You dirty rat.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And David Lee is like so happy to
tell Alicia like, oh, well,
we had a partnership open and you know
what?
We just gave it to him.
And she's like so mad.
She turns to him and goes like,
stop ratting my computers.
David's like, whatever.
He's like, uh, okay.
Whatever that means.
which was funny which was funny uh will
goes back to jail to meet with jeffrey
and jeffrey's like i did not lie like
i don't know what is going on it
was like all right let me see what
i can do we're gonna go to trial
this could take up to six months everyone
everyone listening this could take up to
six months i'm not gonna give up and
you don't give up either
yeah we've got anthony who's turned to
locker turned back to rock our gardener
they're very worried about what
information that anthony can tell them but
don't worry because floric august has
their own hero their own
knight in shining armor who's going to
save the day.
Clark wants to work for them.
Work for free until they're in the black.
And he's just like, I like the law.
So I'm going to be here.
Interesting that he goes, I like...
And he looks at Carrie.
He wants to say, I like Carrie.
Carrie's my friend.
He's like, that would be too sentimental.
I like the law.
Yes.
Yes.
Like, oh, Clark.
Like, I, you know,
we hated you so much, Clark, at first.
But, man, you are really,
you're really coming in clutch, my man.
So I don't know.
I mean,
there's got to be more fallout than Zach
getting beaten up a kid about this ratting
business.
We've got the trial that could take up
to six months happening.
We've got Anthony basically as a ticking
time bomb and a spy over at Lockhart
Gardner for Floricagos.
Luckily, there was no Peter.
So it was great.
But also no Eli.
I know, that's a bummer.
You take the good, you take the bad.
But also Owen telling Will they're not set
in stone because they aren't.
And the only person who believes that they
are is Peter Florek.
And what does that say about elected
officials?
He could be blackmailed.
He's so vulnerable.
It's a believing things that aren't real
that this man
is just the worst well do we actually
know that peter thinks this is real i
think given the right motivation he might
he'll he'll still be like i still don't
know he might be thinking about will all
the time i don't know but i love
that owen was able to just like clock
alicia immediately like no girl i know
exactly why you're doing this because
you're upset with that man and you know
you can't be around him because you'll
give into your wildest temptations like oh
love it there's even no there's no
question of it there's no like look at
you you're you're all like crazy it hopped
up because you're you're you're jonesing
about will yeah and she's like really like
really on like some sort of power trip
and this is not the alicia that owen
knows alicia to be especially when alicia
is quote unquote happy um whatever that
means to both of them at this point
uh but yeah
Good on you, Owen.
Way to be a good little brother.
Way to be a good little bro.
I mean, listen,
brothers are coming in clutch the whole
episode.
You know what I mean?
Zach, Owen.
i was gonna say uh the half brother
who spit out gum well yeah not that
not that uh but the floor the floor
well the floor cavanaugh men are really
good for their sisters uh doing it for
the sisters um that's our episode uh
marissa yeah i'm gonna tell them where
they can find you one trip too
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